Not only do I gotta put up with these bedbugs, I have to put up with my husband bein a pussy all day.

I asked my husband when he wants a blowjob, since I started my period yesterday, but he's too busy playing Tibia for that. Pussy.

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I was only able to sleep for three hours. Dozens of bedbugs on the top of the mattress alone are keeping me awake.

How I did on Twitter this week: 1 New Followers, 1 Mentions, 1 Favorited. How'd your week go? via http://t.co/VXJhKE62hW

Holy shit, I just saw a license plate that said "AMRCA". Could they be any more redneck?

If anyone is curious what happens when someone gives you bed bugs, this is what it turns into. http://t.co/3fX68pf6xa

So we have to fight off hundreds of bed bugs off every night, and I have bites and sores all over me from them.

If anyone wants to donate some cash to my PayPal address so we can make it back to our apartment, that'd be awesome!

And yes, the post from yesterday really was me, I really need to sell some nudes!

Emergency nudes sale! Any donation of $20 or more to my Paypal address ([email protected]) Gets (cont) http://t.co/BR3GoJ6RxX

New post at http://t.co/I0FqLOdQnC

How I did on Twitter this week: 1 New Followers, 2 Mentions, 1 Favorited. How'd your week go? via http://t.co/VXJhKE62hW

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:-).rejectsr (@ Cool Spot in Coolville, OH) https://t.co/XtFcPQcEiP

ESET scanned my Twitter. Scans: 15, Threats: 0, Last scan: May 6, 2015. https://t.co/V4JiqtdEDi

Emergency Mint iPad Sale!: http://t.co/VECBmZFtEd

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Price dropped again, this iPad Air needs to sell today, please share!: http://t.co/VECBmZFtEd

Holy shit, I had Hulu on pause on my Roku, didn't touch the remote, then suddenly Youtube came on and Rickrolled me for 5 secs!

Dropped Price a bit on the emergency iPad sale! Please share!: http://t.co/VECBmZFtEd

I had a psychotic break last night due to drinking way too much, and I ended up slicing the shit out of my (cont) http://t.co/0aR7H7tvhS

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Emergency sale, due to my husband having non lethal Pancreatic Cancer, please share! http://t.co/87gEhXqfwD

I completed a Runtastic heart rate monitoring activity with #Runtastic Heart Rate app https://t.co/6DxDRY4t9K