‘song at the bar’

[MidPredator]

A Bar has a sign up that reads Pianist Wanted. So this guy walks in and tells the owner that he's a great pianist. The owner tells the pianist to play a couple of songs and if he's as good as he claims, then the job is his. So the pianist sits down and plays a song that nearly has the owner in tears. 'What a beautiful song! What's it called? the owner asks. 'It's called, the dog's shagging the cat and my wife doin' my brother.' 'Um, well, how about playing one more tune.' So the man plays another tune and this time the manager does break down in tears. What do you call that song?' he asks, wiping his eyes. 'The elephant's taking a bit while the lion's licking his balls.' the bar owner tells the pianist that he has the job on one condition. He must not tell the customers the names of the songs he is playing. So the pianist starts playing that night. after every song, he gets a standing ovation. after about two hours of solid playing. He announces he is going to have a break. He goes to the toilet to take a piss. On his way out a man, passing says, 'Hey mate, do you know your fly's undone and your cock's hangin' out?' 'Of course I know it. I wrote it!'