Before I even dig deeper into this matter, I would like to say that there are so many women out there who are very open to the idea of sex on the first date. Gone are the days when women only waited for marriage before having sex. The dynamics of the society have changed completely, and you don’t even need to be in a relationship to get laid. Many women are open to the idea of having fun in life, getting fucked for fun and mixing relationships until they find the perfect guy. What I’m saying in a nutshell is, it has never been easier to get laid as you will find out by the end of this piece. While at it, please visit our dating section and find the best dating sites. Do you seriously want to learn about how to get laid? On a scale of 1-10, how hard (easy) is it to get laid? There are thousands of sites out there claiming to have tips on how exactly you get yourself laid, but none will quite offer you the tips I will offer you. I am ThePornDude, remember. Personally, I used to be that guy who used to watch his friends get laid like every day, and I kept wondering what I was doing wrong. I have since transformed myself into someone who can get laid without breaking a sweat, and if you follow my lead, you will be giving a similar testimony. What exactly do you need to do to get laid? 1. Be a woman Obviously, this sounds a little hilarious, but it’s the first thing. This does not mean that men don’t get laid, it simply means it is easier for a woman to get someone to fuck her. As a man, you have to work hard for a spot between a woman’s legs. If you are a man, this point is clearly not for you. 2. Stay away from “good girls” It is a fact that every girl has a wild version of themselves. Even the good girls sometimes enjoy some rough sex, but only with the ‘right guy.’ Some girls are however wilder than others and are more open to trying things. These are the girls you should be focusing on. The good girls are likely going to demand a lot of things from you before you even get a kiss. What you need to do is look out for the ‘wilder’ girls before you even make a move. The thing is, there are different phases in a woman’s life. There is the phase where she is trying to have fun and have sex with different people, and then there is the phase where she is simply looking for a serious relationship. Don’t waste your time on the girl looking for a serious relationship if your mission is to get laid. You can weed out the time wasters by saying something sexual immediately you meet a girl. This can be achieved through nonverbal communication or by saying something raunchy. Her reaction will tell you everything you need to know. 3. Don’t be boring If you have been wondering why you have not been getting sex partners of late, it’s probably because you bore the hell out of them. Chicks are more attracted to guys whose lives don’t revolve around providing food, shelter, and sex. You’ve got to have some vibe going. Maybe an interest in music or sport might get you something interesting to talk about beyond responsibilities and sex. If you are the type that simply goes to work and then goes out to look for sex, the problem lies with the person staring back in your mirror. Get your act together before you end up in the fapping zone for like forever. 4. Carefully choose your battles You are in a bar, and there is this hot model who is keeping all to herself or is only talking to her model friends. The only time she has left the bar is when she is visiting the washrooms. Her cocktail drink cost more than what you earn in a week. Want some free advice? Stay the hell away from that girl. She will NOT sleep with you. The secret to getting laid is learning to pick the right battles. Target the friendly, approachable, and fun-havers. Trust me; you don’t want to waste your time on a hot model who will look at you like something the cat dragged in. 5. Be nice Trust me; honesty can take you places as far as fitting your genitals into those of someone else is concerned. When I was in high school, my teacher always told us that if you have a question, chances are there is another person in the same class with a similar question, so, ask your question. If you are having a good time and you are feeling the urge to lay that girl, chances are she is feeling the same too. Take one for the team. Invite the girl to your home. Just be honest about it do not to freak her out. You will be inside those pants faster than a snowball will melt in a fire. 6. Be yourself Well, you may not know this, but people have this ability to detect fakery, and they hate it to their bones. While it doesn’t always hurt to throw in a lie or two, don’t be fake. Sometimes the person who will sleep with you is the person who likes you and one who you like in return because of the openness and the shared interests the two of you have. Don’t approach a woman and tell her you are Denzel Washington. Nobody wants to sleep with someone stinking fakery from a mile away. 7. Be ready to spend some money Women like pretending they are independent and self-sufficient and all that crap. Do not be deceived. No woman wants to sleep with a stingy fellow. If you are the type that talks about splitting the bill, you may as well forget about getting laid. You have to be ready to pay for those drinks, at least on the first date. Women like being around men who value them and make them feel wanted. Paying for her drinks or her cab may be the thing that gets her to part her legs for you.

Everyone thinks of Valentine differently. Some people think of it as flowers, chocolates, and champagne. To me, it is everyone doing what they think is nice to the people they love. And what is a nice thing to do for someone you love? Buy them gifts of course. But is that all women want on Valentine’s Day? So, what do women really want on Valentine’s Day? Well, they just want a few easy (read NOT easy) things. But if you do them properly, they may be the difference between you having an unforgettable Valentine’s Day and making your relationship even better than you imagined it could be. You may want to email this article to your girlfriend or whoever to see whether she approves. You may get yourself some bonus points in the process. And because I can already feel your anticipation, let’s get started. To be desired You may not know it, but your wife thinks you have sex with her because she is available and that she is the only option. To her, desire is a lot more different to just sex. She wants you to put in a lot of effort to woo her as if you are meeting up for the first time to show that you really want her and only her. Just like in those movies she so likes to watch, and you so much hate. Spend time with her No, not necessarily in an expensive restaurant or in a beach in Brazil (although this might depend on the woman). They just want you to chill out and talk. Beware, just spending time with her is not enough, but the worst thing you can do is spend time with her grudgingly. Don’t go home and tell her you came home early because your boss is not around and you figured you did not want to stay in the office. You should probably tell her things like “There was this work happy hour, but I came home because I’d rather hang out with you.” You have to show that you prioritize hanging out with her and nothing else. And before I forget, hanging out with her also means FORGETTING your smartphone. Get off your phone Pay close attention. Women hate it when you are NOT PAYING attention. Staying on your phone while the two of you are hanging out together is the worst thing you can do. Hell, you may even get cockblocked for that. A woman’s happiness is equal to her perception of you paying attention. So, get off your phone and replace happiness with sex. They want you to be vulnerable Women hate it when you act all macho. They want you to be at least susceptible to something. Don’t tell her things like ‘anything ever stresses me out.’ I mean, most of the time you are fine, and nothing bothers you, but if you are going to act like you never struggle with any negative emotion, any insecurity, or any weakness in any regard, you are going to be pretty off-putting to interact with. If your wife/partner tells you something negative about herself, she will feel ashamed if you don’t empathize, if all you do is solve the problem or feel sorry for her. You need to be vulnerable so she can take care of you. That way, she will feel like she has an important role to play in your life. Pick them over everyone Your woman wants to feel like if a push came to shove, you would pick her side regardless of who is on the other side. She wants you to pick her over your parents or friends, or the kids. If she firmly believes that to be the case, she will never raise the issue with you. If she quarreled with her mom, for instance, she would expect you to be on her side. Forget the expensive gifts and flowers for a second, if she feels supported and loved, the rest can follow. Create a world of romantic closeness Forget Valentine’s; women want you to create a special time and place for them almost every day. That may not be possible, which is understandable. What may be less understandable is that women like to be on a romantic virtual island before they think of what you are after, namely, sex. How are you going to go about achieving that bubble of love? Reminisce about special moments in your relationship, for example, the time you first met. You may tell her what you first thought of her, use jokes, talk about the future (immediate and long-term) and use endearments. Trust me; she won’t be thinking about no goddamn flowers. Be nice and honest Make no mistake; this doesn’t mean that you agree with everything she says. If a woman wants your opinion on what she should do, be honest, but also be kind. If she hasn’t asked you, of course, don’t advise her. You are not her father. Women get easily put off by an arrogant guy who acts like he knows it all. Also if you are a liar who agrees with everything she says to stay off her case. She won’t like that either. Conclusion Guys, those are some of the things that women want in their relationship, on Valentine’s Day and any other day. If you stepped up your game on one of the above things, you probably had a very good Valentines. If you didn’t, you probably ruined it already. Don’t forget to forget your smartphone because if you do maybe, just maybe, she will be thinking of how to make you happy.

Have you ever wondered how pornstars party? Well, each year, the City Of Sin aka Las Vegas plays host to the Adult Video News Awards which are fondly referred to as the ‘Oscars of porn.’ All roads lead to the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino where pornstars get to interact with fans as they crash-diet to fit into red carpet gear. It is one of the craziest times of the year and Asa Akira, the Japanese-American pornstar, will take us on a journey culminating the awards themselves. The adult entertainment expo- tuesday, jan 23 So, there usually is a fan convention known as the Adult Entertainment Expo where porn companies rent booths for pornstars to interact with fans and sign autographs. This year, Asa Akira will be signing for PornHub, and the first thing she does when she arrives in Las Vegas is to check out the PornHub booth, where she will be pleased to see a huge poster of herself, though she wishes there were more. She then retires to a bed to relax and get fucked by some random guy called Sean. Wednesday, jan 24 (day 1) This is the first day of the convention. Here pornstars spend their day mixing with fans and signing autographs. Akira is the official PornHub brand ambassador and spends two hours per day interacting with fans. Later in the day, she gets to meet with Stormy Daniels, the pornstar who claimed to have had sex with the president Donald Trump. Akira claims she is the most famous person she has had sex with. They talk about the famous people in their phonebooks and as they record their podcast, Sean, the guy Akira spends the night with, has won money playing roulette and Akira strips to be photographed with the money. Thursday, jan 25 (day 2) Akira wakes up with Urinary Tract Infection (UTI). This could either be the result of too much sex or roll naked on dirty money. She hurriedly goes to Urgent Care, attempts to bribe a nurse with $100 so she puts her ahead of the line (on account of the obvious pain), but she is horribly and loudly rejected. She finally gets her medication and refuses an idea by Sean to eat bread. Apparently, she can’t picture herself attempting to ingest carbs just two days before squeezing herself in her awards show dress. She heads straight to day two of the convention where she has to sign autographs on an empty stomach. On the same day, she meets up with a girl bearing a tattoo of her face and her spirits are lifted. Friday, Jan 26 (day 3) Akira wakes up feeling fresh. However, her fuck mate, Sean, is feeling differently. Could be he had drunk too much. It takes some convincing for him to try out a machine that helps flush out the hangover. She also gets to learn some Spanish from a fellow pornstar Luna Star who teaches her that ‘papaya’ means ‘vagina.’ Her day progresses in the convention as she shoots videos for PornHub and doing floor interviews with her favorite people in the porn industry. At 9:00 p.m. sharp, the rehearsals for the award show commence. Akira is supposed to present the Best Actor and Best Oral Sex Scene awards but her co-presenter is late, and she has to rehearse with another friend, Ela Lovia. Rehearsing involves being given a script where they get to rehearse their lines on stage before being released. She can’t wait for 28 hours to pass before she can get to eat a pizza. Saturday, jan 27 (Final day of the convention and day of the Avn awards show) With her UTI condition out of the way, Akira decides she won’t have any vaginal sex. Instead, she will have Sean jerk off and cum on her face. She, however, wasn’t expecting him to finish on her eye and she has to rush to the bathroom to wash off her face fearing she will turn up on the red carpet with a swollen pink eye. Because she is the PornHub brand ambassador, she gets to take over their Snapchat account. On this day, she wears the best dress she’s ever worn, but standing for 3 hours doing red carpet interviews hurts her feet, and she vows never to agree to that again. It’s now 4 hours before she can finally eat pizza. The awards show Akira gets to sit next to Stormy Daniels and Keiran. She is also lucky to win the Mainstream Star of the Year, with Performer of the Year going to Angela White, just like she had predicted. She also gets to present the awards. One hour later, she is devouring her pizza. The party doesn’t stop there. Two porn performers Liam Riley and Dana DeArmond join her for a slumber party at 2:00 a.m. and she can’t even go out to collect her trophy. Sunday, jan 28 With the AVN awards over, Akira has a chance to shoot one more video before she goes back to Los Angeles. She records herself and her friend Joanna Angel celebrating the day of the awards. She admits this is her favorite part. They then head back to Los Angeles ‘in a food coma.’ Conclusion Thanks to Asa Akira, we now know how pornstars roll on the party. Sounds like loads of fun, doesn’t it? Unlike other red carpet events, the AVN awards are open to the public, and I’m seriously considering attending the 2019 event. It looks like we’ve all been

Allow me to start by explaining to you what the #MeToo campaign is all about. It is a campaign created a decade ago by an activist named Tarana Burke who sought to connect sexual assault survivors. As a hashtag, it was started in October 2017 by actress, producer and activist Alyssa Milano. It came against the backdrop of various allegations of sexual harassment against Hollywood top dogs like Harvey Weinstein. By starting the hashtag, she felt that people would get a sense of “the magnitude, of just how many people have been affected by this in the world, in our lifetimes, in this country.” So, me too. Awareness against sexual violence The #MeToo campaign managed to take the awareness against sexual harassment to less glamorous places, highlighting just how tough it is for women to raise the issues, even in countries perceived to have robust legislation regarding sexual violence(the United States, for instance). This outrage has already seen women from all walks of life seeking legal advice on how to go about sexual harassment. “We’re getting many more calls since the recent scandals; women are standing up in solidarity,” said Silvia Stanciu, an employment attorney specializing in discrimination for New York law firm Phillips & Associates. A long ignored problem The campaign against sexual harassment is the greatest indication that this has been a long ignored problem. Research has shown that sexual harassment is prevalent in male-dominated careers worldwide and the harassment barely makes a headline. Some of the areas targeted by the campaign include male-dominated sectors like engineering and construction, the military, finance, transport, and in areas of minimum wage work where women are in public facing roles, care-workers going alone into people’s homes, cleaning staff in hotels, bar workers and shop assistants. There is hope that the campaign will bring the necessary attention and bring forth a change in attitude and see prosecution of offenders. Porn industry targeted We all know that porn is a multibillion-dollar industry. For quite some time now, the porn industry has been accused of being abusive to women, girls, and children. In fact, opponents of porn have often described it as “prostitution in front of cameras.” With many people around the world being watchers of porn, it is perhaps surprising that most of them are unaware of the abusive story behind the scenes in porn production. Objectification of females For as long as I can remember, the porn industry has been accused of objectifying women. It is for this reason that feminist porn was invented in the first place to produce porn that is more ‘female-friendly.’ The objectification of women in the porn industry has been blamed for the attitudes towards women and how men relate to women in their places of work. The line of thinking is that mainstream porn only portrays women as sexual objects to be used at the pleasure of men. This, in turn, affects the way many men in the society view, treat and relate to women. Widespread use of porn has been cited as the main cause of changes in the way the broader culture treats women. Apparently, porn users are oblivious to this. The widespread consumption of porn is highlighted by the fact that there are over ‘1.3 million websites serving up about 260 million pages of erotic content’ according to a study released in 2017. Other estimates say the figure could be as high as 4.2 million websites. In any given day, there are 68 million search engine requests for pornography which roughly constitute 25% of all search requests. This has been attributed to the now widespread culture of sexual harassment against women. Porn is estimated to be a $10 billion industry which makes selling sexually explicit material “one of the biggest cultural changes in the past 25 years.” That’s how big porn has contributed to culture change. The #MeToo campaign seeks to bring to the attention of the public some of the ways porn affects people; Prostituted girls The porn industry is being accused of coercing, forcing, and manipulating women into prostitution and use them in porn videos. It is alleged that the women are often trafficked. The victims are said to be vulnerable either psychologically, physically or emotionally. The victims are also poor and vulnerable which makes them easy targets. Abuse of women In a study involving 900 prostituted women from nine countries, 49% claimed that porn videos had been made of them while prostituting. 47% said they had been abused and forced by men to do things they had seen in porn videos. There is also the issue of money. The female pornstars are not adequately rewarded, with newcomers rarely making $1,000 for a sex scene. This might sound like good money, but once compared to what other stars in Hollywood are making, it is peanuts. Trafficking victims Apparently, porn is used as a training tool for trafficking victims. They are forced to watch hours of porn in a bid to break their inhibitions and give them an idea of what they are required to do for their new owners. The victims are expected to watch and learn things they will later be required to do for their owners. Once posted on the internet, porn videos and photos have a way of remaining there for eternity, and this serves as a way to humiliate the victims and intimidate them that even if they run away, the videos will still haunt them. Conclusion That’s how the #MeToo campaign is targeting the porn industry because of its alleged degrading, dehumanizing, and abuse of women. Accusations of disrespect for women and girls in the porn industry have been, and it remains to be seen whether the #MeToo movement will help bring about the much-needed change in attitude in the porn industry and beyond.

Cryptocurrency has been gaining a lot of traction in the last couple of years. Celebrities, CEOs and basically anyone with some money to spare have been falling over themselves to invest in this new form of capital. In 2017 alone, Mark Cuban, Ashton Kutcher, and even Wu-Tang Clan’s Ghostface Killah all broke into the crypto market. But what is all the fuss about cryptocurrency? Well, it offers many benefits, among them fraud protection and simple convenience. However, one industry that stands to gain more from cryptocurrency is the porn industry. Match made in heaven At first glance, porn and cryptocurrency in the same sentence seem a bit odd, but when you take a closer look, it is a match made in heaven. Pornstars, despite making loads of money, face the unique challenge of not being able to spend that money on business-related services. This is mainly due to the stigma associated with the porn industry, and many businesses are not willing to associate themselves with pornstars. Call it morality. This forces adult entertainers to mainly conduct their business in cash, often at exorbitant prices. However, this challenge has opened the door to another avenue; crypto-currency. Crypto-currencies have been developed specifically for the porn industry. But what are some of those cryptocurrencies and what are they all about? Pornx The developers of this medium were interested in the introduction of blocking technologies into the porn industry. They set about combining two large sectors of the economy — the porn industry and the cryptocurrency. PORNX is designed to be used as a digital cryptocurrency for paying pornographic content around the world. Not only does it have a cash equivalent, but it can also be exchanged in the mobile application, at your convenience. Unlike many of the current solutions for the cryptocurrency, PORNX will not be used in the Ethereum environment, where commissioners are known to charge premium fees for confirmation of the transaction. PORNX will instead be used in the Lightning Network, which will not only reduce the amount of commission for the transaction but also make the payment lightning fast. How does the idea of purchasing porn anonymously and securely sound to you? Not even your wife will know! Spankchain SpankChain is another revolutionary blockchain based economic and technological infrastructure specifically for the adult industry. Built on top of Ethereum, SpankChain uses smart contracts to remove the need for third-party intermediaries altogether. The result? Providing more powerful privacy and security. With SpankChain, the entire porn industry stands to gain from lower fees, anonymity, zero chargeback risk, and secure solutions. “Our belief is that payment channels are the key to near-term cryptocurrency adoption, and the adult industry is a perfect testing ground for creating parallel economies that transcend the inefficiencies of legacy banking institutions,” wrote Spanktoshi Nakabooty, the creator of SpankChain, in a blog post. By using smart contracts and advanced payment processing hubs, SpankChain allows performers more control over their revenue. It is only critical that adult entertainers receive their fair share of the multibillion-dollar industry. This platform has a micropayment processing wallet which allows users to process payments for a fraction of the cost of traditional payment processors. What’s more, you can access their high-quality live video streaming infrastructure that supports the entire range of mobile devices. They are already working with famous porn actresses to promote the new endeavor. SpankChain got you covered both ways. Titcoin The world of cryptocurrency got another proverbial boob job with the introduction of TitCoin. Straight from the minds of startup and finance wizards Edward Mansfield, Richard Allen, and a third guy who prefers to remain anonymous, Titcoin is intended to easily enable you to pay for your daily jerk-off sessions. Ladies, Titcoin is not a way for girls to pay for things by flashing their tits. In fact, one of the founders, Edward Mansfield is uncomfortable about porn in the first place. He said, “Sometimes we feel a bit uncomfortable talking about this matter because we’re not trying to promote pornography per se. We’re trying to promote a currency that is a conduit for that.” The same thing in my opinion. It is bringing in a currency that caters specifically to a porn audience. Will we be able to purchase once you have a fat stack of TitCoins? The partners that they are targeting are primarily online websites that have subscription-based services where you pay monthly fees for content. That sounds just like a convenient way of purchasing porn securely and anonymously. It doesn’t get any better than that. Sexcoin Another cryptocurrency aligned entirely to bring crypto to the Adult Entertainment world. What is SexCoin’s goal? To create a safer, more fun environment where a decentralized Sex-Coin (exchange symbol SXC) can be used to make instant micropayment, send and receive anonymous gifts, trade for goods, and to perhaps, more importantly, experience safe adult entertaining of all flavors. SexCoin flaunts a flirtatious tagline “Super Sexy and Delicious.” It is real, and people are using it to pay for adult content, products and “services securely.” SexCoin redefines anonymity in ways that “even your most discreet clients will appreciate.” Most porn websites already accept SexCoin as a payment method. Its current market cap is $344,201, with an individual price of $0.0055. There are plans to bring SexCoin to toy shops, clubs, online shops and other adult venues and ThePornDude will be keeping a close eye on that as well. With the medium experiencing exponential growth in 2o17, the Sexcoin Development Team says that ‘we have a long road to cover and this is just the beginning.’ I like the sound of that. Kencoin KenCoin is another industry-specific cryptocurrency, targeting the adult entertainment sector. Kencoin mission is to serve as the standard currency for anonymous, safe transactions in all sex and dating-related purchases. Like we well know, absolute privacy when purchasing any adult related commodity is of utmost importance. Many customers will visit adult websites only to back off the sign-up/payment process the moment the website asks for personal information. This means a significant business loss for the adult websites each day. With a completely anonymous cryptocurrency that leverages blockchain technology to provide users with anonymity, privacy, and secured transactions, KenCoin solves all that. Conclusion That’s the world of cryptocurrency in a nutshell. Cryptocurrency has breached some industries, and it is about time the adult entertainment industry benefited as well. There is every indication that the digital dollar is here to stay, which can only be good news for porn lovers.

They say the more sex you have, the more you perfect your skills of making the woman satisfied and coming back for more. But the question is, what if the tricks you are attempting succeeds in turning her off? There has always been a huge deficit regarding how women and men approach sex. Perhaps female orgasm is the biggest of them. There are also a lot of misconceptions about how women feel about some of the things too. First of all, women don’t hate sex. Secondly, women don’t need to be in love to have sex, and finally, the size of your penis doesn’t matter. Isn’t it great if we cleared that once and for all? As ThePornDude I have embarked on a journey to find out what men do during sex that annoys women. By the end of this piece, you should be in a position to avoid the ten nuisance and give her what she actually yearns for. 1. Recreating sex positions you saw on porn There is nothing that annoys women more than this, gentlemen. Do not try to recreate sex positions you saw in a porn video. You only end up doing a head start and looking like a mess. You even make it worse by asking her whether she loves your new style. Well, what if she doesn’t? Stay warned. 2. Skipping foreplay FOREPLAY IS PART OF SEX. Unless you are Denzel Washington or something, your woman will always need a warm-up session. This is where all the excitement starts. Do not sell yourself and your woman short. Another thing, five seconds of kissing doesn’t count as foreplay. Like you may or may not know, women take a while longer to get excited. Don’t rush it, just be a little bit more patient bearing in mind that women love foreplay. It’s for your own good 3. Letting her do all the work when she’s on top Well, being on top is considered a position of power by many women but, it doesn’t necessarily mean she wants to do everything by herself. The last thing she wants is to be having sex with a dead fish. She may be in control but, also looking for an engaging partner. The thing is, women are so used to men being on top that at times she may not know what she sis supposed to do. Don’t just look at her motionless, fucking do something. You don’t have to thrust but engage her. You may touch her breasts or grab her butt or anything. Just don’t lie there like a log. Women hate it. 4. Gazing at her vagina Assuming that women understand that all the intricate folding’s of her vagina could be a little bit too fascinating for you. That doesn’t mean you have to stare at it during oral; it’s simply creepy. A little admiring is not bad, but fully focusing on it is a bit of a turnoff for women. You may complement it and tell her how you love the sight of it as you enter but don’t just gawk. 5. Being too controlling Most women will admit that sometimes it is erotic to be told what to do between the sheets, but, there is a thin line between giving directions and being too controlling. It is good to have a man who is confident and willing to take the reins, but that’s different from running over somebody. How do you know you have crossed the line? Commanding her into a position, you have not tried before and assuming that she will simply oblige. She will hate you for that, trust me. 6. Attacking her clitoris Men think it’s all about the clitoris, so they put their whole focus on it. What they don’t realize is that that it’s the most sensitive part of a woman’s body. The last thing women want is for their clit to be jackhammered. Instead of going straight into rubbing it, start with gentle stroking. If she wants you to go harder, she will tell you. The clit is not some instrument it is a sensory organ that can grow sore too. 7. Releasing your entire weight on her It is tiring to stay on top all the time. Women understand that, but that doesn’t give you, men, the license to rest your whole body weight on her. You will end up crushing her ribs. You see those biceps you were bragging about earlier? Use them to prop yourself up if you don’t want to switch positions. It is hard for a woman to feel any pleasure with your whole weight resting on her. 8. Trying to last as long as possible You may not believe it, but marathon sex is not going to boost her satisfaction. Men have this thing about stamina, and they mistakenly think that the longer they last, the better. Mistake number one. Women compare that to being massaged in the same place for 45 minutes, not fun right? You can tell if she’s stopped connecting when she stops making the noises or just stops trying. That’s a cue for you to wrap things up. 9. Manual stimulation as the first thing Starting with clitoral stimulation as an appetizer for the main dish to the woman, it feels a bit invasive. Men think that a woman needs to be touched for her to be turned on. What they fail to realize is that nothing is arousing about touching a dry vagina. Want to know the most reliable way of getting her wet? Touch her everywhere else apart from the genitals. That will help her lube up. Only then will she be ready for you to head down south. 10. Playing awful music This may be the last thing on my list but trust me, it is equally important. Good music sets the mood. Forcing her to listen to heavy electro rave sounds is an absolute mood killer. It is all about getting it on, not embarking on a galactic space trip to Mars. Don’t even think of playing that “Boyz II Men throwback shit that you think is awesome but is lame. Oh, and playing Drake will just give you away as one soft ass man. Women hate soft guys! Conclusion You have been warned, gentlemen. Do not try any of the above things if you want her to come back. How many of the above felonies are you guilty of committing? Well, only you can tell. But make sure you don’t become a serial offender because few women will be willing to part their legs for you.

For far too long, the attention has been on what women want in bed and how men fail to meet those expectations. When it comes to matters concerning in between sheets, issues that men hate are simply swept under the carpet. I ThePornDude will not take that lying down. It’s about time someone addressed the things women do in bed that disregard the man’s ‘welfare.’ To the ladies, good sex CAN keep a man and vice versa. Because I have already addressed what women hate, how about I let the women know what we men detest in between the sheets? 1. Being lazy Listen, ladies, being lazy in bed is similar to crimes against humanity. While different women have different skills in bed, it is not only annoying but also downright offensive for a woman to just lay there whimpering like a python that has just swallowed a whole cow. As the saying goes, it takes two to tango. Men also desire a woman who initiates sex and is a freak between the sheets. The last thing men want is a lazy bum woman who lies there waiting for the man to do everything. 2. Being too loud I understand women think that moaning too loudly will make the man feel like a stud. Big mistake. A little moaning is all fine with men, but we don’t want it sounding like an overdone opera. Men DON’T appreciate it when a woman screams like a maniac thinking that the man will feel macho. Far from it. It is embarrassing, scary, and annoying. Over-exaggerated moans will simply make him certain you are faking it. 3. Lacking in simple hygiene Many women score below average when it comes to this one. It may as well be the reason he has not touched you, or he’s cheating. Ladies, do not sleep next to your man without taking a shower. The sweat and unpleasant body odor make for a stomach-wrenching combination. Hair in the armpits is also an absolute turnoff. Don’t even get me started on failing to brush your teeth when the man may have wanted to come in for a kiss. It’s simply gross. 4. Crying out another dude’s name Are you fucking kidding me? No man will stomach this, ever. Do you want to have a few brothers on speed dial? That’s your problem. But during sex, if you must call out a name, it must be ‘baby, darling, my love,’ etc. I understand that some men are so lousy in bed and for you to be aroused you have to think of your ex or some hot guy like Omari Hardwick of the series ‘Power,’ just don’t call out a name if it’s not of the man humping you. Be warned. 5. Wearing lousy nightwear Ever heard that men are visual beings? That’s every bit true. Men get aroused by what they see. Some women tend to wear uninspiring nightwear. Thick cotton pajamas, huge headgear, socks? What are you expecting? Don’t even think about going to bed with that. And why would a woman wear combat gear to bed? It’s not a war we are making, its love damn it! 6. Bringing issues They say a man is at his most vulnerable during pleasure but my dear sister that is hardly the best time for you to bring up a text message you read on his phone or a girl whose posts he keeps liking on Facebook. It also is NOT the time to talk about new clothes your girlfriends are wearing and how you feel left out and all that. Men hate it when you bring out all those messy issues when he is trying to get his cookie. If you must bring up such issues, do it before or after. Probably after. You know what, choose another time altogether to raise those issues. 7. Faking an orgasm The issue of female orgasm and how women fake it is so divisive it probably should be declared a universal disaster. Ladies, if you have to fake that big O, you better be good at it so he won’t notice. Men absolutely hate it when a woman fakes an orgasm. Sometimes it is hard to find the G-spot even after the man has been at it for half an hour. Probably the only option left is to fake it to massage the man’s ego. Fake or not, just make it sound real because if he finds out, you are faking it, well…It may not end well for you. 8. Being rigid This is not a cue for you to do somersaults in bed but dear ladies, men, really hate it when women are rigid in bed. For a minute, forget what your pastor said or what your man will think if you get a bit kinky. Surely you can do better than offer missionary position all the time? Want some little advice? Be a bit spontaneous and make sex a thrilling experience, not just a routine. Do not overdo it but at least be open to trying out some new positions as long as the two of you are comfortable. 9. Asking for your phone I don’t care whether you are enjoying it or not, asking for your phone to pick up a call from your girlfriend who only wants to bitch is unacceptable. The man may be twisting your nipples like a knob, and you do not like it one bit but chatting while he is going down south on you is simply pathetic. The thing is, men have an ego that requires constant massaging no matter how little it is. One way of badly bruising his ego is picking up your phone while he is trying to prove what a macho he is on top of you. Keep the goddamn phone away. 10. Telling him when to orgasm This is not, and has never been, a win-win situation. Ladies, it is wrong to tell your man to hold off cumming until that time you feel it is convenient for you. This will not only make him anxious; it may actually lead to premature ejaculation. Don’t even think of telling him to orgasm because that sounds like ‘could you hurry up and finish?’ Men hate that passionately. Conclusion If you are guilty of any of the above crimes, there is still hope for you; that is if you are willing to change. I believe that every lady is guilty of at least one. Men have spoken. Avoid all of them like the plague and make your sex life a thrilling experience.

Japan is known as the land of the weirdoes. At least as far as porn is concerned. You may not even know about it, but Japan has one of the most innovative and kinky sexual cultures. While it is partly true that the Japanese choose to forgo romance and favoring a single lifestyle, it is also worth noting that the porn industry is the second largest industry in the country. That in itself means something, don’t you think so? Traditional culture and technology It is globally notable that Japan is one of the most technologically advanced countries. Now when it comes to sex in the country, there is a mixture of traditional cultures with emerging technology which has given rise to a quite interesting (if strange) phenomenon in their sexual culture. The red light district in Tokyo known as Shibuya district is home to some of the strangest things in Japan. For example, The Vibe Bar Wild One is a sex shop that allows women and couples to test and sample their wide array of vibrators for 90 minutes as they sip their drinks behind the bar. Due to its proximity to the Shibuya metro station, the bar even has English attendants to cater for the curious visitors. Tokyo even has a bar dedicated to women where they can masturbate and talk openly about the subject which is considered taboo in the country. You can, therefore, tell that the Japanese can take things to the extreme if need be. Visit our Asian porn tubes category and sample some hot Japanese girls. What are some of the weird sexual fantasies in Japan? 1. Schoolgirl (with uniform) The first fetish that I think could be quite disturbing if looked from another light is the fascination with school girls and school uniform. In Japan, there is quite an attachment with adolescence regarding sex. They think that a girl dressed as a school/college-girl is a turn on. How weird is that? Even in their porn videos, you are most likely to find the main actress dressed as a school girl. This is most likely related to the fantasy of ‘absolute power’ over a woman where the man feels like a god and can do everything to a woman without objection. But I digress. Kindly visit our Asian premium porn category for such and more videos. 2. Half-human/half-animal Unknown to many, the Japanese also have a fetish for half-human/half-animal women. How this is a turn on, I’m yet to establish. The thing is, even in their video games, you find a lot of video game characters who may be for example half rabbit and half woman. I watched one particular video game where you get to have sex with a cat! She would change herself at night into a cattish-girl (complete with a tail) but with other attributes of a woman. It doesn’t get weirder than that. 3. Patience face Known as the gamin kao, this is yet another peculiar sexual fetish. The Patience Face is used in Japan to mean sex face. To satisfy this fetish, the Japanese make Patience Face Porn. A female porn actor will have her head placed through a hole in a wall, and then the sexual action is taking place behind her. The voyeurs can only see the Patience Face. Weird right? 4. Datch waifu This is meant to mean the Dutch Wife. The Datch Waifu was a bamboo pillow that was used by Dutch sailors to help them overcome some of the stifling heat as they slept. The Japanese, with their obsession with technology, took the concept further by creating Japanese Datch Waifu, which is basically a silicone doll. Even weirder perhaps, the doll comes with a life insurance and costs around $6000. Call it a lifetime commitment with a doll. 5. Face farting The Japanese culture prohibits a woman from farting in public. You can openly imagine the ever imaginative Japanese found this even more exciting to try (the story of the forbidden fruit rings a bell). This is quite similar to the Omorashi fetish, where people are turned on by urination. In face farting, the fetishists enjoy both the sound and smell of a female fart in a closed room, with some taking it further as to have the girls fart on their face. Only in Japan, ladies, and gentlemen. 6. Pillow snuggling Another one from the country that brought us geek chic. The Japanese are taking pillow snuggling to a whole new level with the making of pillows that can act as bed accessories as well. These pillows, whose idea is derived from the otaku comics, come with correct body parts, with some even having ‘holes’ for those guys with more than snuggling in mind. What’s more, the hole is removable and washable. Join the dots. 7. Ha daisuki Can you imagine having a fetish for teeth? Well, trust the Japanese to do that. The Ha Daisuki is also known as the teeth love. Far from admiring nudity and sex in general, Ha Daisuki fetishists admire a collection of videos they have of people eating, brushing, and flossing their teeth, dental examinations and other similarly weird videos. How this is supposed to be a turn on, am already guessing I will never know. 8. Haircut fetish Yes, you read that right. It is quite similar to the teeth loving fetish where fetishists have little interest in nudity and are instead fascinated by watching a long hair get cut. Some of the videos made specifically for such fetishists include an actor with a long weave which she sways provocatively for the voyeur (apparently to turn them on) before proceeding to have a normal haircut. 9. Cat slapping Cat slapping involves a situation where the porn actress is filmed going through the streets and slapping random women. Apparently, this is a turn on for some. There is another sort after type of porn only found in Japan where random women will be asked to slap each other as they are filmed. I guess one would say its girls gone wild taken to another level. 10. Zettai ryokiu Also known as delicious thighs, this fetish refers to a fascination with knee socks and particularly with the part of the thigh visible between the socks and the miniskirt. Next time you see a girl with a miniskirt and knee socks, understand that she is feeding the fetish of hundreds of men. No wonder this fashion is popular in Japan especially for the school girls. The first fetish rings a bell, I’m sure. Visit our live Asian sex cam sites and chat with beautiful Japanese girls. Conclusion Japan, like you now know, is quite strange as far as its sex culture is concerned. I’m thinking of booking a flight to Tokyo one of these days to see for myself. For now, I will let this read feed my curiosity.

Trump being linked to porn scandals is not new. You must have heard about the guy using artificial intelligence to create fake porn videos of your favorite celebrities. This art, which uses machine learning algorithms is used to insert a celebrity’s face on a pornstar’s body to make it look like the celebrity has shot a porn video. Some of the celebrities subjected to this face swap software known as “deepfakes” include Emma Watson and Taylor Swift. Of course, the end product has varying qualities. Also, other prominent members of the society have not been spared either. Click to view our fake celebrity and deepfake porn sites category! Similar videos featuring high profile politicians like Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin have been in circulation, and experts warn that it could trigger a nuclear war. Deepfakes videos banned Deepfakes has created several fake porn videos, and it appears this has not gone well with some major porn sites. Pornhub, for example, has banned such videos from their site. Others that have followed suit include Reddit and Twitter. The reasons behind the ban are not immediately clear, but few people would want to mess around with personalities like Trump and Putin. However, deepfakes is not the only method to create fake videos of politicians and celebrities. According to Professor Hany Farid, who runs a lab at Dartmouth College in the US (the lab is against the spread of digital fakes), other systems can change facial expression in real time. Also, there is what he described as a ‘terrifying program’ that can create new audio from written text. World War III angle explained Forget about porn for a second and think of what such a system can be used to achieve. In the beginning, I was trying to explain how creating fake porn videos featuring politicians can lead to a blown out war. But, what if it was used to create the video of a politician, say, Trump, saying that they have launched a nuclear attack against a powerful enemy like, say, North Korea? I think that North Korea would not take such a threat too kindly and would react swiftly and decisively and that would mean World War 3. The idea is even too terrifying to imagine. The dangers of such a scenario are not lost on US lawmakers. One of them, Virginia Senator Mark Warner thinks such a system could be a game-changer for those seeking to manipulate global politics. “The idea that someone could put another person’s face on an individual’s body, which would be like a home run for anyone who wants to interfere in a political process,” he said. Perhaps even more frighteningly, the lawmaker (with good reason, I presume) thinks that such videos could indeed be a reality as early as this year. If you thought 2018 is already an eventful year, it appears more is yet to come your way. Use of artificial intelligence Without sounding too technical, let me try to explain what this artificial intelligence is all about. The whole system uses machine learning algorithms tools. One such tool is TensorFlow. Another tool in play here is Adobe tool, which is capable of making people say anything in a fake video. There is also the Face2Face that can be used to swap recorded videos with real-time face tracking. By combining all the tools mentioned above, the Redditor ‘Deepfakes’ can make fake celebrity porn videos by inserting a celebrity’s face on a pornstar’s body. Basically what this means is that we are officially into an era where celebrities and politicians can be made to look as if they said or did some things they didn’t actually do. The fears of nuclear war may not be that unfounded after all. Your favorite celebrities are not spared Apart from Trump and Putin, artificial intelligence has been used to construct fake porn videos of your favorite celebrities. There is the video where ‘Wonder Woman’ star Gal Gadot is seen fucking her stepbrother. You wouldn’t immediately tell it’s not her, but after learning a bit of artificial intelligence, you will surely understand what I mean. The video makes her look like she was involved in incest (pretty popular to porn viewers). The video itself is not perfect, for instance, a box keeps appearing on her face, while the words she is supposedly uttering do not match with the movement of her lips. But, if you close your eyes for a few seconds and suspend your belief for a similar amount of time, the video may as well be Gadot’s. Perhaps the terrifying thing is how easy it is to put all that together. Anybody with a basic knowledge of deep learning algorithms can easily put out such a video. Other celebrities to be on the receiving end of this piece of ingenuity include Scarlett Johansson, Maisie Williams, Taylor Swift and Aubrey Plaza. At some point, their faces have been used on pornstars bodies to create fake porn videos. Any attempt to reach out to their publicists have so far proved futile. Conclusion Whichever angle you look at it, fake porn uses some level of skills and creativity. Oh, and AI is not going anywhere. While it appears not everyone is amused, perhaps we should be worried more about a potential nuclear war pitting the US against North Korea? I hope it won’t get to that.

WWE legend and pornstar Sunny has been arrested in New Jersey. TMZ broke the news on Saturday after the police named her a ‘fugitive of justice’ and now she could spend up to five years in the coolers. According to the police, Sunny, real name Tammy Stych was arrested on contempt of court charges. The WWE Hall Of Fame inductee is facing up to six charges of contempt-disobedience/resistance. According to the Monmouth County Sheriff’s Office, she is currently held on a £1,800 bond after police apprehended her in Aberdeen. While circumstances leading to her arrest are not immediately clear, reports by police indicate that her charges are related to not appearing before the court on two separate occasions in different jurisdictions. Her bond was set at $6,000 and recent activity on her Instagram account suggests that she has bonded out. It is not the first time that the 45-year-old is having a run-in with law enforcers. Previous arrest record Stych has been arrested on different occasions before. In 2012, she was repeatedly arrested in Connecticut on domestic violence charges. She has been in lock up and rehabbed severally ever since. Between 2015 and 2016, she was arrested four times and pleaded guilty to three charges of DUI (driving under the influence) after she had completed an initial rehab program. She had initially been sentenced to 97 days in prison before presiding Judge Joseph T. Matika gave her credit for 95 days in rehab and two days in jail. She was however lucky not to spend a single day in prison on that occasion as she was released with a warning that any violation of her probation would have serious consequences. It is like she failed to take the warning seriously as just 18 days later, she appeared in court again over several vehicular charges which included driving without a license, driving an unregistered vehicle, operating a car without insurance, and having license plates displayed that did not belong to her. She was second time lucky as prosecutors dropped the more serious charges of receiving stolen property. As part of an agreement with prosecutors, she was fined $1,496.45 while charges of dishonest use or removal of registered license plates were also dropped. That was not her final encounter with the law either. On February 2017, she was paroled from Carbon County Correctional Facility in Pennsylvania after agreeing to attend a WWE-sponsored rehab. The conditions for her release included orders to report directly to the in-patient drug rehabilitation center, successfully complete any aftercare recommendations and report to the probation office upon completion. She was as well ordered to perform 75 hours of community service and outlined that she would have a “zero-tolerance” threshold for possession or consumption of alcohol and non-prescribed medication. That rule also applied for any missed urine screenings without a legitimate excuse. The release order also indicated that any failure to adhere to the orders by the judge would see a petition filed against her parole, something that indeed happened on Aug. 22, 2017. An arrest warrant was issued the following day, and although the incident was kept off the public’s radar, the circumstances surrounding the revocation of her parole remain unclear. Her court records, however, indicate that she could face up to five years in prison- based on the initial verdict against her, which the court could opt to impose- and any other additional penalties. It appears the retired wrestler could be in for a very rough 2018. WWE’s first diva As Sunny, Sytch rose to prominence in the 1990s following her rise as a wrestling stardom. She refers to herself as the original WWE’s first diva. This culminated with her induction at the WWE Hall of Fame in 2011, despite her last contract with WWE being in 1998. During her time at WWE, she managed three World Tag Team Championships teams, was crowned AOL’s most downloaded woman of 1996 and also received a wrestling award called Slammy twice. She recently posted a throwback photo of her induction ceremony on Instagram with the caption, ‘Life is crazy when you are living your dreams, am I right?’ The fuck you are, Sunny. Porn career and more controversy Following her career at the WWE, she has since forged another successful career in the adult entertainment industry. Apart from starring in one porn film Sunny Side Up: In Through the Backdoor, she offers her own webcam sessions on Skype. That has gotten her into more controversy. At one time, she was embroiled in a Twitter exchange with a follower after the follower responded to her tweet regarding comments he had made several years ago. The follower in question was a man who had tweeted that he didn’t follow her because “I am a half black man and in an interview you said you don’t like us.” In response, she wrote, “I’m not racist. Just because I’m not physically or sexually attracted to black people doesn’t make me racist. I’m not attracted to Asians too.” This was in reference to an interview she had done in 2012 where she refused to be an on-screen couple with African American wrestler Farooq, real name Ron Simmons, and hit back at rumors she slept with him and another black wrestler Ahmed Johnson. She said: “What is with the black men?” Send a white man my way, not that I am racial in any way shape or form, but I just don’t do that.” Later in the interview, she claimed that “black athletes love me” due to her “blonde hair, the boobs, and the butt.” Sunny then lists some names before saying: “I don’t get any white guys, it’s all the black guys.” Final words What a start of 2018 for Sunny. All we can do is hope that she doesn’t get a lengthier time behind bars since she seems to have exhausted all her escape options.

Am assuming you are aware of how an office environment can be quite stressful especially considering there are a lot of expectations to perform. Usually, I would say that it’s okay for people to get stressed out due to lack of proper ways to decompress. Lucky are those of us who know the secret; science has a perfect remedy for that; masturbation. You probably already knew that fapping is one way to relieve stress. What you may not have known is that a surprisingly high percentage of your colleagues at work are doing it. Fuck it; they could even be doing it right now. Both women and men are pleasuring themselves at work. A porn survey has shown that 2 in 5 women masturbate over their male co-workers’ social media pictures. Not too surprising if I may say. Naughty women Let’s face it, fapping for a very long time has been a male thing. That is not to say that women are not known to pleasure themselves, they do it but are not open to that information. So everyone assumes that women do not masturbate as much as men, leave alone jerking off to their male colleagues’ social media pictures. It appears the new statistics have surprised men who apparently were oblivious of the naughty antics of their female colleagues. Only 21% of men thought women get off like that. Women, on the other hand, are not surprised, 51% believing their male coworkers did it as well. More than half of women surveyed said they knew their colleagues would be using their photos as visual masturbation aids. The porn survey also showed that women are especially good at stalking their male coworkers on social media, constantly checking out hot guy’s pictures on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. On that end, British women are the main culprits when compared to their American counterparts. 67% of the British women respondents admitted to checking out hot guys’ pictures while just 38 percent of women from the States admitted to stalking men on social media. Things women do behind our backs! Co-Workers busy checking out each other The survey included 2,000 random visitors to porn and lifestyle news site Sugarcookie.com, along with social media followers. To encourage the respondents to give open and honest answers, the survey was 100% anonymous, says Sugarcookie.com. According to the survey, half of the people at the workplace are busy checking out each other. Perhaps not surprisingly, British men and their American counterparts admitted to a bit of cyberstalking at 58 percent and 61 percent respectively. I’m yet to encounter anyone who doesn’t like checking out hot chics’ pictures on social media, no surprises there. Approximately 70% of the respondents were aged 18-35 with the rest a bit older. Aside from fulfilling their fantasies out of co-workers pictures, office staff also hook up in real life. A survey directed in 2015 showed that 65% of workers had had at least one romantic relationship with a coworker in their careers. However, it is worth noting that the respondents in the porn survey are mostly sexually inclined people and therefore do not necessarily represent the whole society. But if you asked me, everyone I know is sexually inclined so the survey may as well have been representing the wider society. Men not left behind The same survey by Sugarcookie showed that men are also using social media pictures of their female colleagues to masturbate. Two out of five- or 39% of the male respondents admitted to fapping using sexy pictures of their female coworkers. It appears a good percentage of women put out their sexy pictures out there to serve as fodder men to fap, with 51 percent of them suspecting that at least one person in the office was using their pictures to fulfill their dirty little fantasies. Again, no surprises there. It would appear like these frisky workers are on to something. According to research shown at the University of Michigan, masturbation increases endorphins and lowers the production of the stress hormone cortisol. For women, it can even increase confidence. How nicely is pleasant that? I’m of the opinion that workers should be given motivational masturbation breaks should they finish their tasks well. If you are of a similar opinion, I wish you all the best pitching that idea to your boss. I hope you don’t get your ass kicked out in the process. While the survey results seem to be good, I’m suspecting maybe the number is a bit higher than people are willing to confess. Either way, you may not be a big fan of choking the chicken while on the clock, but rest assured someone maybe in a bathroom near you fapping to your picture and not a thing you can do about it. Conclusion If you are sitting there wondering “People actually do this?!” the answer is hell fucking yes. And people are pretty casual about it too. It’s either you are in it, or you just ain’t.

Don’t act surprised, promising sex as a reward for votes isn’t exactly a new thing. Madonna promised to give sexual favors to anyone who voted for Hillary Clinton in the US election. Whether she fulfilled that promise or not is not clear. Now meet her Italian counterpart, Paola Saulino, who had promised to reward Italian voters who voted against the Italian Prime Minister with a “present” in the form of ‘pompa,’ which is Italian slang for oral sex. The vote which decides the future of Italy’s constitution lead to a crushing defeat for Prime Minister Matteo Renzi‘s ‘Yes’ side, pitching the country into turmoil. Paola has ever since stuck to her promise and extensively toured Italian cities, telling her fans, “I am a woman of my word.” The 27-year-old model lives in California and often posts nude selfies on her social media profiles. I’ll be contacting my Italian friends with the aim of establishing how many of them received the blowjob. Pompa tour After the Italian referendum, Paola launched what she called the Pompa Tour (which loosely translates to the oral tour). During the tour, she claimed to have performed oral sex to over 700 men. There’s still a long way to go before she fulfills her promise to the millions of Italians who voted. She also got badly injured during the tour when a friend’s dog bit her on the face as a result of which she had to call off the tour to give the wound time to heal. Speaking about the tour, she said; ‘Pompa Tour is still going. I mean Pompa Tour actually is my lifestyle. It’s my way to be free. ‘The doctor suggested me not to do big movements with my mouth for several months. ‘Reducing physical activity of my face helps it heal better, to cure the scar on the inside.’ The injury came after a friend’s dog jumped into her face and bit her injuring her nose, her mouth, and lips. Doctors expected that it would take nine months for the outside of her mouth to heal, after which she plans on getting back on the horse to continue her tour. Cities that geared up for a marathon of blowjobs include Rome, Florence, Bologna, Verona, Milan, Turin, Naples, Bari, Lecce, and Palermo. Any Italian who voted NO is urged to fill a booking form to be a part of the ‘party.’ The poster for the tour fittingly features the actress posing suggestively while licking a lollipop. Her profile Paola Saolino is 28 and currently resides and works in Los Angeles, California. There is no profile of her on Wikipedia, but I was able to establish that she was born in Naples, Italy on July 16th, 1989. She later moved to Rome and then Los Angeles to pursue her passion for film and theatre. The young actress studied in an acting school in Rome and then took part in a film that was presented in a competition at the 2015 Cannes Film Festival. She was later hired for two Argentine productions before starring the film titled ‘Me Crazy’ by Fausto Brizzi, albeit in a secondary role. She has also featured in others like First House on the Hill (post-production) Waitress, Frank and Ava (filming) Alida Valli Phonebook (pre-production). She is also known by her nickname of Paolina, a name she uses on her Instagram page. She is notorious for her direct ways, mostly using her body as a way of expressing herself; her ideas, sexuality, and freedom. “I want to make people free with the example of my living,” she says. Giving free oral sex to people is a sure way to start. She also regularly posts nude photos on Instagram for her more than 430,000 followers. Not surprisingly, she claims to be a big fan of orals sex. In one of the pictures, she is seen covering her pussy with a scarf belonging to her beloved football team Napoli. Saulino’s promise is reminiscent of U.S. pop star Madonna’s offer of oral sex for those who voted for Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton in the country’s presidential election. The singer did not ultimately follow through on her promise. Banned from Instagram With an Italian general election around the corner, Paola Saulino’s Instagram page has now been taken offline. According to her, she is unable to interact with any of her followers in what she thinks is a scheme to prevent her from similarly influencing the election she influenced the referendum. Apparently, politicians are worried she could make a similar promise that could influence the general election’s outcome. She said: ‘They are scared that I could influence the result of the votes again. ‘They are scared that I might launch another Pompa Tour for this election,’ she said. ‘If I influence people that’s my business! I don’t want to pay the price for this.’ Call it the power of the pussy. With her influence partly attributed to the resignation of Italian PM (after the heavy defeat in the referendum), who would blame the politicians for being more cautious this time around? Final Word If you are in Italy, now you know that free blowjobs are coming to a town near you. All you need as a qualification is to have voted NO in the referendum. If there was ever a perfect time to be Italian, this is it!

The words NSA, CIA, and porn make such an improbable combination one would wonder how they find themselves in the same sentence in the first place. That the two national security bodies would use porn against terrorism sounds farfetched even to the wildest imaginations. Nevertheless, the truth of the matter is they DO use porn as a way of fighting terrorism. Am sure you are already asking yourself the million dollars question. How? Three big ‘P’s Just like I’ve always told you, porn is a universal language. It is spoken even by insurgents in Iraq. According to one NSA staffer, the CIA and its partner, the Defense Intelligence Agency took the fight against terrorism a notch higher by seizing terrorist suspects’ laptops, perusing through, and always somehow found p0rn in those laptops which ‘would be covered in blood.’ If that is not surprising enough, the porn would be deemed “extremely useful” in humiliating and “breaking down” for interrogation the people who owned them. The story of how the NSA used porn against prisoners in Iraq was revealed in the agency’s internal newsletter SIDtoday. It is alleged that Marines would seize laptops and take them to an NSA staffer and his team who found pornographic videos and photos together with thousands of audio collections of the Quran and sermons, and enrollment and training CDs with video of bombings, torment, and beheadings. The team “jokingly” indicated to the content as the “three big ‘P’s – porn, propaganda, and prayer.” Breaking down suspects Like you may or may not know, the war in Iraq was supposed to find weapons of mass destruction and also put an end or at least disrupt terrorist activities in Iraq. Perhaps what the agency had not anticipated was the importance of porn in helping them achieve that objective. The seizing of laptops that ‘quite often contained pornography’ was used against captured suspects (owners of the laptops) ‘who maintained that they were devout Muslims, but had porn on their computers,’ according to the NSA staffer. Military units used the porn to break down the suspects. Some of them, strict Muslims, were forced to watch the materials in a bid to break them down (as you may know, watching Islam strictly prohibits porn). Those who have been underestimating the power of porn, here is proof. Rewarding detainees Apart from forcing detainees to watch porn, porn was also used to reward other detainees. The CIA would turn prisoners into double agents then send them home to help the U.S. kill terrorists, current and former U.S. officials said. This was achieved by promising the prisoners freedom, safety for their families and millions of dollars from the agency’s secret accounts. This program was carried out in great secrecy. Reports indicate that targeted suspects who were to be turned into double agents were ushered from the confines of prison to Penny Lane (a cluster of cottages in the United States run Guantanamo Bay, Cuba) relative hominess. The cottages had private kitchens, showers, and televisions. All these are things you would expect to find in a place looking to turn extremists into double agents. Perhaps what you may not have expected is the fact that some of the prisoners requested and received porn as part of the deal. According to U.S officials, some of the prisoners who passed through Penny Lane assisted the CIA to find and kill many top al-Qaida operatives. The role of porn in the whole process is there for all to see. It appears even hardcore mujahedeen are not immune to some good old smut. Propaganda Using porn to induce detainees was but a way of fighting terrorism. The intelligence community has as well used seized pornography as a form of propaganda. Apparently, the enormous cache of computer files taken from Osama bin Laden’s compound contained a considerable quantity of pornographic videos. The files were not released by the CIA together with other files. What would the agency do with such material, you ask? Spread fucking propaganda. It was reported that the adult material “will be welcomed by counterterrorism officials because it could tarnish his legacy and erode the appeal of his brand of religious extremism.” You see, Bin Laden was known as a religious extremist who had no time for ‘evil’ stuff like porn. Seizing pornographic material would be used by the US government to demoralize all those who were devoted followers of Bin Laden and show them that he didn’t practice what he preached. The disclosure would fuel accusations of hypocrisy counter to the founder of Al Qaeda, who was 54 and lived with 3 wives at the time of his death. The contempt with which Bin Laden held western culture is expressed in a letter dubbed “letter to the American people,” WHICH HE WROTE IN 2002. In the letter, Bin Laden denounced American culture for its exploitation of women’s bodies in dress, advertising and popular culture (porn obviously included). The letter continued; “Your nation exploits women like consumer products or advertising tools, calling upon customers to purchase them,” he wrote. “You plaster your naked daughters across billboards to sell a product without any shame. You have brainwashed your daughters into believing they are liberated by wearing revealing clothes, yet in reality, all they have liberated is your sexual desire.” Seizing porn at Bin Laden’s compound can, therefore, be seen as one win for the agency against religious extremism and terrorism. Conclusion Porn power is not be underestimated; I’m sure you have that clear in your mind by now.

Former adult entertainment actress Mia Khalifa, speaking to Lance Armstrong on his podcast, said that she is trying to re-brand herself after quitting the industry after death threats from ISIS. The beauty from Lebanon first moved to the United States at the age of 10, before moving to Miami. Mia Khalifa, 25, was once the top ranking female pornstar on PornHub. However, it wasn’t smooth sailing for her as her work faced a lot of criticism from the Middle East with Muslims labeling her work ‘a disgrace to the religion.’ Sometime in 2017, she revealed that she had been receiving death threats from ISIS. And now she has revealed that the death threats were the reason she quit the porn industry. Shot to fame Mia Khalifa had decided to do porn for a few months just to ‘let loose and rebel a bit.’ Little did she know that the decision was about to change her life forever. Her decision to wear a hijab in some of the scenes quickly made her shoot to fame in the adult entertainment industry at the ‘tender’ age of 21. Not everyone was impressed with that move though. Shooting a sex scene while wearing a hijab, part of traditional female Muslim dress, did not go down too well with Muslim faithfuls. However, she claims that the scene was only meant to be satirical and was taken aback by angry reactions.Khalifa, who is actually from a Christian family claimed that ‘There are Hollywood movies that depict Muslims in a much worse manner than any scene Bang Bros [the company who made the video] could produce.’ That’s hard to disagree with. After receiving the death threats mentioned above, she decided to quit the industry. That was not an easy task either according to her; she has had a difficult time shedding her porn star images. “Looking back on it I don’t know what I was thinking … I was 21 and dumb,” she said about her decision to join the porn industry. “As soon as I started to gain popularity that’s when I was like ‘get the f— out of this’ … this was not what I was trying to do whatsoever,” she added. “I just wanted to let loose and rebel a little bit. It didn’t validate me. Nothing like that ever does. That’s not what you should be doing to try and build your self-esteem.” Self-confidence issues Her decision to do porn was not something she woke up one morning and decided to do. She actually mulled over the decision for two weeks. And no, she wasn’t in it for the money, it was more about issues with her self-confidence. The very fact that she was a pornstar means that things are not going to be any easy for her. “If you put my name on [a computer] and Google it and open up ten articles… every one of those articles starts ‘disgraced …’” she said. I don’t know how she is going to live with that, but you can be sure it will be even tougher. Armstrong, another disgraced star famously lost his seven Tour de France wins following a doping investigation and was banned from cycling. He says that he can relate to Khalifa in more ways than one. In fact, they have been friends for several years, and Khalifa has previously visited Armstrong’s house and interacted with his son. Talk about birds of a feather. “This is why I have a ton of empathy and respect for you,” he said as he mulled over her Google results. “When I open up all these articles about you, every one of them starts ‘porn star.’” “…There are plenty of kids that have taken pictures with me, and their parents have posted it, then other parents have said ‘I can’t believe you let your kid take a picture with Lance Armstrong.’ So I get it,” he reflected. Rebranding herself Khalifa is currently living in Austin. At 25, she hopes she has a chance of rebranding herself and leading a normal life. “The reason I moved here is because I gave up on just trying to lead a normal life. Now I’m going to try to rebrand and change the narrative,” she said. “Accept that I’m Mia Khalifa now and try to be successful at that, doing something else.” The death threats have had a lasting effect on her, and she decided to walk away after the circumstances threatened to get out of control. She is now working as a sports host, and all we can do is wish her all the best in her endeavors. Conclusion If you have missed Mia Khalifa, like yours truly, I’m sure now you understand her decision to quit the industry. Noone in their right mind would want to mess around with the ISIS. No matter what you may have heard about them, they are a bunch of tough motherfuckers. I definitely would not want to mess around with them. Mia Khalifa may have quit the industry, but there are still tons of beautiful porn models you can check out on our dedicated pornstar database and directory site. We loved you then Mia Khalifa, we love you now, and we will always love you!

I’m surprised that we are having this discussion at all but because it does not hurt, why not? Legislators in Florida decided that the answer to the above question depends on whom it is directed to. In a state where a gunman, later identified by police as Nikolas Cruz, opened fire and killed 17 people the previous week, the legislators are more concerned with the threat posed by pornography. Excuse me, are they kidding? I don’t remember hearing anyone who died from watching porn. It appears that politicians have all their priorities misplaced. Porn declared a public health risk So, the House of Representatives in Florida passed a motion declaring porn a public health risk. The resolution called for education, research, and policy changes to protect Florida citizens — especially teenagers — from pornography, according to the Associated Press. According to the bill’s sponsor, Republican Rep. Ross Spano, research has “found a correlation between pornography use and mental and physical illnesses, difficulty forming and maintaining intimate relationships, unhealthy brain development and cognitive function, and deviant, problematic or dangerous sexual behavior.” Well, I’m not sure about the research the legislator was referring to, but ironically, the same legislators refused to hold hearings on a bill looking to ban high-capacity magazines and assault rifles such as the one used last week at the shooting mentioned above at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. Any individual with some semblance of common sense would not have been losing sleep over the epidemic of porn as a public health crisis, especially coming against the backdrop of gun violence. Just like Rep. Carlos Guillermo Smith, a Democrat, asked, “Has anyone ever been killed as a result of the health implications of pornography?” I’ll wait. Porn not a crisis The research on the impact of porn may be mixed, but the majority of the experts working on the topic agree that it is far from being branded a crisis. In fact, a health associate professor at Columbia University Mailman School of Public Health, Eric Schrimshaw told CNN that “Growing evidence also suggests that it is not pornography in general that may be correlated with potentially negative outcomes.” What more do they want to hear? It is surprising, then, that conservatives especially in states with large evangelical communities continue to peddle their narrative and reframe their social concerns about pornography as a public health crisis in total disregard of more informed research by medical professionals. Guns the real threat While the research on the effects on porn is not conclusive, research has shown that stricter gun laws correlate with reduced homicide cases and vice versa. It is, therefore, safe to say that guns pose the real life-threatening danger here. The widespread availability of semi-automatic rifles is a much bigger risk than watching porn. The weapons have been used (and continue to be used) in all sorts of crime. Yet somehow, legislators think porn is the bigger threat. Even without focusing on mass shootings, there are still thousands of crimes being committed using these weapons than those reported. There are loads of gunfire shootings that don’t necessarily result in mass shootings but still cause death and injury to victims. You may have a situation where ten rounds are fired, but there are two victims. Such cases do not get the extensive coverage, and that remains a concern. Much more than porn, like I’m sure you all agree with me by now. How a student from Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School reacted after seeing the Florida House refuse to let the gun control bill out of committee There seems to be an elaborate plan by the National Rifle Association to hide the truth about guns. For starters, the Centers for Disease Control are forbidden to research gun violence due to a National Rifle Association-backed congressional ban. It appears now legislators are prepared to selectively listen to evidence about guns, which is disheartening considering the gun that killed 17 people is still smoking. The conservative media has not been left behind and is already on its headache-inducing habit of screaming how the real issue is porn and everything else but guns. They are doing their best to keep distracting people from the real truth. They are not even interested in any discussions about guns. But when it comes to demonizing porn, they are at the forefront. Rep. Carlos Guillermo-Smith seems to agree with me. He said, “Wasting our time with debate and legislation that declares porn as a health threat. Meanwhile, we can’t even get a single debate, vote, or hearing on anything related to assault weapons. That’s really sad.” That may as well qualify for the biggest understatement of the century. Conclusion Porn has its disadvantages. Just like everything else when not consumed moderately. However, the ‘damages’ by porn don’t come anywhere near what a lone gunman can do with a semi-automatic firearm. I even cannot believe that in 2018, someone is prioritizing porn over something that leads to loss of life at an increasingly alarming rate. Simply put, declaring porn a threat to public health and ignoring the threat posed by weapons is the lamest joke of the year.

Watching porn for free has always been a wonderful idea. Getting paid to watch porn? That would be heaven on earth. And no, I’m not kidding. Blockchain Company Vice Industry Token Inc. Said in an announcement on Tuesday that it had raised $22 million in Ethereum barely 24 hours after launching the crowdsale of its cryptographic Vice Industry Token (VIT). There are two ways in which this works; first, it is a platform for you to watch your favorite porn videos and second, it is a cryptocurrency that rewards you for doing just that. Anyone who participates in viewing, adding, or curating content will get paid through VIT’s proprietary cryptocurrency. Viewers can redeem tokens for discounts on premium content and “other services from leading websites.” Vice Industry partners with major industry brands that include Penthouse and Exxxtasy. Traditionally in the porn industry, people have always paid to watch content, either through subscription and or pay per views. The popularity of ‘tube’ sites saw a paradigm shift towards free viewing. It gets even better now that you are the one getting paid to jerk it off as much as you please. Porn is a multi-billion dollar industry. Vice Industry Token is your chance to get a bite of the apple, and all you only need to do is watch porn. Simple. As they say, the revolution will not be televised. How does it work? To begin with, the blockchain-based solution rewards content creators when they get views on their content without connection to advertising revenue, or an arbitrary set of rules. It is built on Steem blockchain which uses a “proof of brain” algorithm to foster viewer engagement. Because the whole idea is to get the user’s attention, video content creators will earn more depending on the quality of their videos. For viewers, you (apparently) need to watch x-rated content, then redeem tokens for discounts on premium content and other services from leading websites like Penthouse. Because it is a form of digital currency, it uses encryption to ensure transactions are secure as well as control the creation of new units. Viewers will be able to generate the Bitcoin-like crypto cash for VIT and their use as they watch ‘dirty’ porn videos. VIT founder Stuart Duncan said that they are ‘excited to see the positive response to our groundbreaking platform through our token sale,’ he said. “The support of our community is key to our success, and this is just the beginning.” The digital currency uses cryptography, which is a secret coding- to ensure a secure transaction process. To accumulate VIT, users will be asked by producers to perform specific actions that have been outlined by the site curator on all participating platforms. Challenges at hand The industry has been using the same model for over a century, where the viewer pays to watch to watch a piece of quality porn video. However, people became less inclined to pay to watch content, and the focus shifted to working with advertisers. This meant that users no longer needed to pay for content, but were instead bombarded with ads and spam emails. The challenges include: Too many hands in the pot It is not as simple as an advertiser paying a content producer. Most of the times, the advertiser pays an advertising company, who then payS the agent of the content’s producer. Eventually, the revenue trickles down to the content producer. Throughout the whole chain, each player gets a piece of the cookie. Since the content producer doesn’t own or control the distribution network, they end up getting a tiny cut. If you are a content creator, this model will not offer you an incentive to produce high-quality content when you are getting so little of the share. It’s not all about the viewer With the viewer not paying for the content, it means that the advertisers are the ones in control. That includes calling the shots on what content gets sponsored. The advertisers decide which content will be put up for free. Granted, the viewer doesn’t need to pay anything to watch the videos, but that doesn’t mean they will be watching what they would like to watch. At best, viewer concerns are secondary. Limited user engagement Most porn platforms bombard the viewers with ads. That doesn’t necessarily mean that viewers watch those ads. If anything, viewers mostly install blocking software’s to escape the ads in the first place. That begs the question, do the advertisers get the value for their advertising dollar? With the ad-supported free viewing model as a porn industry standard, advertisers are forced to show lengthier ads in a bid to capitalize. Conclusion It is after considering all the above challenges that Vice’s team is offering a cryptocurrency token for the Vice Industry that rewards all aspects of engagement in the newly emerging Attention Economy. Vice tokens are generated as a direct result of user engagement on a “proof of brain” basis. It is a win-win situation for everyone. The viewer gets paid for watching content, and the content creation gets incentives for creating high-quality content. There will never be a better time to watch porn!

There was a March on January 20, just like the year before, where thousands of women staged a mass protest against President Donald Trump and his administration. Which was perhaps to be expected considering the president’s policies. What was not expected, however, is the march having a significant effect on how people searched and watched porn. That is if the new data by Pornhub Insights is anything to go by. Pornhub Insights, the statistics group which is run by the giant porn streaming site, showed some interesting facts about the Women’s March and porn watching habits. Less likely to watch porn during march The first thing that Pornhub Insights established is the fact that both men and women were less likely to watch porn during the march, which took place between 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. in New York. That is compared to how they would normally watch porn on any other day around the same time. The thing is, there is always a significant drop in traffic in porn sites during huge events such as the election and the Super Bowl. Perhaps more interestingly, it is possible to tell a story judging from the way a porn user’s data ripples during an event. For instance, there was a huge surge in women searching for porn around 7 a.m on the same day the march took place in 2018. That sounds like a very unusual hour for watching porn, don’t you think? Many people wait until in the evening to catch a glimpse of their favorite NSFW. Why were women watching porn that early in the morning before such a huge day ahead? To relax perhaps? In light of the statistics, that is something I’m looking forward to finding out. Surge in search for feminist porn Immediately after March, there was a huge surge in people from both genders searching for “female-friendly” porn (sometimes referred to as feminist porn). This happened across all streaming platforms. There was also an increase in the number of people searching for transgender porn which kind of stands out because people were searching for the term ‘transgender’ instead of using some of the slurs found on many popular porn sites. Was it a case of people looking to establish the difference between the traditional porn to the new female-friendly porn? Perhaps. More interestingly, Pornhub Insights wrote that men were 42% more likely to be searching for feminist porn compared to their female counterparts. It appears nothing can come between men and women when it comes to their porn. For a day that focused on contempt for women, the search for erotic videos was high which is kind of ironical. My guess? Men were trying to learn what really makes women tickle, porn-wise. The Women’s March and the purpose it was supposed to serve certainly wriggled into the men’s minds. Feminist porn This may sound a bit strange to many considering many feminists’ stand against porn. Well, feminist porn is still a fringe movement that’s being spearheaded by independent porn filmmakers and feminists (you read that right). Their main mission is to see to it that the perceived objectification of women in porn comes to an end. In feminist porn, female actors are shown to be enthusiastically enjoying the sex, which is unlike in other genres of porn (the joy in other porn categories is kind of ‘staged’). Other activities synonymous with feminist porn include banter, cuddling, and pussy licking. Again, those are not considered mainstays in the rest of porn categories. Women will not be letting anything come their way when it comes to sex and how they enjoy it, and worse still, how they are depicted in porn. Different scenario in 2017 The statistics by PornHub Insights are so different from the ones recorded during the Women’s March in 2017. During the day of the March, there was an 8.2% drop in porn viewership in the streaming site. With 26% of its viewership being the ladies, data tracking throughout the day of the march (which took place on January 21) showed a significant drop from women viewers which may not be that surprising after all. By 3 p.m, viewership was down 6.4%. By 8 p.m., streaming reached a peak drop of 8.2%. On the same day in 2017, The Next Web established that traffic from men was also down in the afternoon and evening, reaching a low of -4.3% at 10 p.m. it would appear like more guys took part in the march than we initially thought. Women across the nation might have counted the day as a success, but it was certainly not so for porn streaming sites in 2017. The difference in figures can be down to many factors, but it looks like women were more charged this year compared to last year, and they needed some way to cool themselves down. What better way to do that than to watch some porn and probably a little bit of masturbation? I’m not judging. Fapping is actually a good way of releasing tension. Conclusion That is how it panned out. All we can do now is to wait and see what the 2019 version of the march will have in store for us. Meanwhile, I need to go check out some feminist porn and see for myself what the fuss is all about. You probably should too.

To say that students were shocked would be a great understatement. Not only was their teacher a former gay pornstar, but he was also very open about it and didn’t seem like he had anything to hide from his past. In one YouTube video, the 50-year-old said, “for me, becoming a [Colt Studio] model, it was just a dream come true.” Another of his films’ title gets right down to brass tax: “Aaron Is a Hot British Bear.” Many would find that hard to argue against. In the comments section, one female student wrote; “That guy is my maths teacher his real name is Scott Sherwood. I’m scared”. Well, who wouldn’t? Another simply said: “My old maths teacher.” Students actually started circulating X-rated photos of their teacher once his alter ego was uncovered. I understand that every student would be shocked to find out that their high school teacher used to work in the adult entertainment industry, but I also hope that their shock was short-lived. Cheer up folks; it is 2018. Parents reaction The school, according to parents, is yet to comment on the revelation. In a surprising twist of events, one of the parents claimed that students who talked about the matter in school were threatened with expulsion. She said: “My daughter is in Year 10 and another child found things online and put them on the computer for everyone to see. “My son is in Year 7 and found out about it in the lunch hall while all the children were talking about it. “The school have not told us anything about it. It would have been nice to find out from the school rather than from the children. “They have told all the children to be quiet about it. We don’t know when he’s coming back.” One uncle who did not wish to be named said: “I picked up my 14-year-old niece who was giggling and said ‘my maths teacher is a porno actor.’ “I couldn’t believe my ears, I was furious. They had gathered round in the playground watching one of their phones.” I’m not sure he’s going back to teaching in that school if a letter by the acting headteacher is anything to go by. In the letter sent to students’ parents, Austen Hindman, who is the acting head teacher said that Sherwood “will not be in school by agreement while we carry out a full investigation. It would be inappropriate for me to make any further comment while this investigation is ongoing,” he stated in the letter. It is reported that the Australian born Sherwood studied maths at the University of Sussex. He began as a part-time supply teacher but was given the full-time position some time in 2017. Before this revelation, he was also a mentor for students in year ten at the school which has over 850 pupils. Challenges in the industry Pornstars have it easy in life. I mean, their careers revolve having sex and getting paid for it, right? Wrong. Scott Sherwood gave an interview to the Irish rag Gay Community, under the guise of ‘Aaron Cage’ in which he highlighted some of the challenges faced by adult entertainers in the industry. For starters, there is so much pressure that some turn into drugs while some even attempt suicide. He actually thinks that porn should not be considered a career. “Porn shouldn’t be seen at work. It’s a second job at best. Everyone has a shelf-life. Even me. Trends in porn change,” he said. He added: “I see all these 22-year-olds with stars in their eyes – thinking this is going to be their career, then finding it’s all over and having their next career options curtailed. “I was already settled, established. These guys well… well, see the previous question about work drying up.” Unfortunately, not too many people have such an accepting view of people who work in the porn industry. There are stigma and prejudice aplenty. The fact that Sherwood has not returned to the classroom to teach since his former life came to the surface says a lot. It shows the level of intolerance for these pornstars who many think to lead the easiest of lives. The porn industry is clearly not for the fainthearted. Colt daddy Sherwood has flown out to the United States to shoot films for Colt Studio Group, who boast a 50-year history in the porn industry. On the Colt Studio Group website, Sherwood is listed as 6ft 2in, weight as 240lbs and also gives his sexual preferences. He is Mr. January in the “Colt Daddies” 2018 calendar and has featured in several porn films which include Gruff Stuff and Manpower. Sherwood, who lives with his partner in Seaford, Sussex, talked about his most embarrassing moment on set in a recent interview. He said “Making my co-star pop his cork before the cameraman was ready. We kind of forgot we were being filmed and were just enjoying ourselves. It wasn’t very professional. “Your co-star may be hot, but you are there for the camera and the viewer – not entirely for yourselves.” However, Sherwood declined to comment about his double life. Conclusion If you were thinking your life is complicated, think again. How would you like walking in Sherwood’s shoes for 30 minutes? Scared of the proposition? Then the porn industry is not for you. Just stick to fapping. Click to view mygaysites!

Movie star Laurence Fishburne is set to have a very embarrassing Easter after reports emerged that his estranged daughter’s X-rated porn film audition tape has been released as a new DVD. The actor, who has starred in films such as ‘Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice’ is set to suffer the embarrassment following the release of that sex tape, which was made by his daughter in a bid to become “the next Kim Kardashian West“. She and her boyfriend proceeded to make the X-rated recording which has never-been-seen-before. Laurence Fishburne had the daughter, Montana, with his now ex-wife, Hajna O. Moss. The sex tape was filmed when Montana was only 19 years and helped in landing her first porn gig dubbed Montana Fishburne: An A-List Daughter Made Her XXX Debut back in 2010. Vivid Entertainment has now released the sex tape featuring the now 27-year-old under the title ‘Hardcore/Backdoor: The Lost Tapes‘. In the film, the then-19-year-old porn star wannabe and her boyfriend bare all on camera as they act out a sex scene. Look away now, Laurence Fishburne. Famous last name According to Marci Hirsch, Vivid’s vice president of production and licensing, “It’s obvious from her audition tape that Montana had everything going for her — beauty, sensuality, outgoing personality, determination and a famous last name.” A spokesman added: “The wildly uninhibited Montana knew what she wanted at the time. She said her goal was to become another Kim Kardashian, because she greatly admired what Kim had accomplished after she Vividly released her sex tape, ‘Kim Kardashian Superstar.” “Though her first Vivid movie made headlines, the news that Montana has made since then has not been the type to boost her career. As her porn career heated up, headlines about her over the years have been primarily about being in and out of rehab and being arrested for DUI. In addition, her relationship with her father grew cold.” Montana may have used her body on her way to stardom, but that doesn’t mean her father was too amused. Their relationship broke following the release of her debut tape in 2010. She admitted back in 2011 that her antics had damaged their relationship. She confessed: “He told me he was embarrassed by me … Until he respects me and accepts me for who I am, I don’t think we will have much of a relationship.” Fishburne cut ties with his daughter for what he said was embarrassing following the shooting of those above 2010 X-rated film debut. No stranger to controversy This is not the first time that Montana Fishburne is courting controversy. It is to be remembered that in March 2017, she was arrested for driving under the influence (DUI). According to reports, the pornstar rear-ended a range rover and was found to be “incoherent” while walking around the scene of the accident. An officer manning the scene of the accident also reported that the pornstar also urinated on the shoulder of the interstate, according to the official police report. Subsequently, she was charged with DUI, DUI with property damage and DUI with blood alcohol readings above 15 by the police. As a consequence, she spent the night behind bars at Broward County Sheriff’s Office and faced a maximum three-year sentence in a state prison about the three charges. Fortunately for her, she was not hurt during the incident despite her Toyota Corolla suffering extensive damage. She also didn’t get to spend three years in jail as she was released on a $2,500-bond. Montana Fishburne But who is Montana Fishburne? Let me start with what you already know. She is the daughter of renowned actor Laurence Fishburne and Hajna O. Moss. She was born on September 7, 1991, in California, United States. She is an adult film actress who performs under the name Chippy D. For many, being born in a celebrity family means living a million dollar lifestyle, being pampered, eating the best foods and traveling the world station in five-star hotels. As for Montana Fishburne, she probably didn’t get enough attention from the press compared to her robot-fighting daddy. So instead, she chose a career that involves swallowing a mouthful of cocks over swallowing the red or blue pill. Don’t get it twisted, even without a famous last name, Montana would still have made it as a top rated star. She is an incredibly smooth-skinned black beauty with slightly Asiatic eyes and a pair of fantastic boobs. Plainly put, she has an A-list body from toe to tits to ass. Don’t even get me started on the juicy pussy. She wanted the kind of fame that Kim Kardashian got, and thanks to her amateur sex tape, she did it. She has since graduated from doing amateur sex tapes, and you would need to watch the sex tape yourself to see how far she has come. Kindly visit our Vivid Review and see the Montana sex tape and much more at your convenience. Final word So you thought your Easter is going to be bad? Kindly spare a thought to Laurence Fishburne. I for one would not want to be in his shoes for one second. But such is life!

I’m sure you all know of the cliché; what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Well, they might as well change it into “What virtually happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas”. Hotel rooms in Las Vegas now have an added package with includes virtual reality porn. That sounds like quite some experience, right? However, not many know virtual reality porn and more so not many know how the experience is like. There is a reason Las Vegas is nicknamed the Sin City. This is quite literally the sex capital. In Las Vegas, you get sex in all shades, size, and shapes. Today ThePornDude takes a look at how VR porn has impacted how clients enjoy their sex in Las Vegas and possibly in the world around. VR bangers When VR Bangers, a Los Angeles based producer of immersive naughtiness announced that they would be bringing the new experience to serve “VR Bangers Hotel Experience” in the City Of Sin, Las Vegas could not possibly have been ready for what was to follow. The initial plan was to start with one unnamed hotel and roll out from there, then progress and take the VR porn experience to every hotel room in Las Vegas. VR Bangers CEO Daniel Abramovich said at the time, “We are currently in the testing and negotiations stage with the hotel,” he said. “We cannot disclose the name of the hotel yet.” And now in a video, the VR Bangers crew, led by the CEO can be seen showing behind the scene footage of what really goes on when filming VR porn content in a Las Vegas hotel. According to Abramovich, the company wanted to do something that would make them stand out, more like, something that, ‘nobody had ever done it bef0re’. VR porn gave VR Bangers that very opportunity. So what is the VR porn all about? Well, first, you need a VR Headset. Once you have the headsets on, you are entering into a whole new world. What becomes immediately apparent is in VR porn, the viewer is the star. You get to play the male pornstar. As seen in the video, the camera is placed above the head of the male actor, who is lying on his back, such that when a female pornstar gives him the blow job, the person wearing the VR headsets gets the same view as the male pornstar. It’s like the viewer is the one getting the blowjob. Even the female actor, Bridgette B, is taken aback by the seemingly surreal experience. Bridget explains it better; she says that shooting a VR porn scene is different from other scenes because the focus is more on the camera lenses. But because the male pornstar is only a few inches away, it gives the customer the feeling like he is in the male actor’s’ shoes. The set up may be complicated, but it sure provides the hotel with room client the best experience. Partnership Following a partnership with Auravisor, VR Bangers will supply Las Vegas hotels with virtual reality headsets pre-loaded with adult content. Like earlier mentioned, the so-called “VR Bangers Hotel Experience“, was being trialed in the video in Las Vegas hotel with the aim of introducing it into all the hotels in the city. The headsets will offer customers a choice of a male or female companion, who will join them in a computer-simulated version of their room. According to VR Bangers, “You will then choose a girl or guy of your choice, and see your hotel room replicated in the VR headset, making the experience much more realistic, said the company in a statement”. “Next you will hear a knock on the door (in the virtual reality world), and the girl or guy will come into your room in order to enjoy an erotic or sex experience with the viewer”. Around 80% of the product is expected to be used by males, according to company research by VR Bangers. While in the video the hotel only offered to take just one headset and try the experience, ThePornDude can reliably say that VR Bangers is now taking orders from hotels around the world. The whole arrangement is being called room service by many hotels though, in reality, it is not room service. The headset is already in the room. With some lotion probably? Big market VR porn is a swelling market right now as people get bored of old 2D porn to enjoy a 3D experience. So much, so that major porn websites unveiled a VR porn back in 2016. To attract more viewers to sample this experience, viewers were given free VR goggles. “Virtual reality is the next phase in the constantly metamorphosing world of adult entertainment, and will provide users with a mesmeric experience unlike anything they’ve seen before,” said Corey Price said in a statement. “Now, our users are not only able to view our content, but be protagonists in the experience and interact with their favorite porn stars.” Conclusion That’s how VR porn is being used to entertain clients in Las Vegas. Providing an internet connection so that your clients can watch convectional porn sounds just not enough in the Sin City. Virtual Reality porn is a fantastic experience; it’s probably time you spent a night in Vegas! Embrace virtual reality porn; it’s here to stay!

There are accusations leveled against a renowned Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. The surgeon is being accused of watching porn during surgery and at the same time using drugs. Tess Broussard, a former patient of the accused, is said to have received botched lip fillers from Dr. Randal Haworth. She tried suing the doctor for medical misconduct in 2013, only for the case to be thrown out when her expert witness failed to testify. Now, she is back with another lawsuit against the doctor which contains a list of strange allegations. She says Haworth recommended a filler to use on her lips that she claims is not permitted by the Food and Drug Administration for that purpose. “He recklessly used something like this filler, and he used it in places that it shouldn’t be used,” Broussard said. She did not specify the exact injuries suffered, but her attorney said allegations of fraud and infliction of emotional agony are to be included in her amended complaint against Haworth. Graphics and violent videos It appears our friend the surgeon is not only a big fan of porn but also has a fetish for graphics and ‘violent’ stuff. According to a surgical assistant who worked with Dr. Haworth for over 15 years, the doctor ‘plays bizarre hard-core pornography and other things in surgery.’ In a 2017 deposition, according to Broussard’s attorney Christopher Rudd, the doctor would play graphic and violent videos (some showing actual beheadings) on a screen in the operating room while performing surgery. Also, the doctor has been accused of altering patients’ medical records and performing surgeries he is unqualified to perform. Dr. Haworth is also accused of using illicit drugs such as cocaine and MDMA, commonly called Ecstasy ‘before and during his performance of surgical procedures’ while “unlawfully using Percocet and writing a prescription for others to obtain Percocet on his behalf.” Another patient, Laura Day, who had filed an initial lawsuit in 2017, is also claiming in the new filing- based on the recent deposition of Haworth’s former surgical consultant. She says that the doctor failed to disclose an eye problem he had, particularly with depth perception, when he carried out an eye tumor treatment. As if those allegations are not enough, the doctor is also accused of forging patient consent forms in an attempt to keep his medical accreditation. He is also alleged to have bullied patients who were unhappy with his services. Quite an assortment of charges don’t you agree? Dr. Haworth claims that the accusations are “preposterous.” “They might as well say that I killed JonBenét Ramsey,” Haworth told TheWrap. He, however, dropped to elaborate further on the specific accusations, saying that, “The truth will eventually prevail.” Renowned surgeon Besides accusations of watching porn during surgeries aside, the doctor is a renowned surgeon in Beverly Hills. Among the significant gigs, he has performed in his role include a roster of famous clients, for example, Lisa Rinna, the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star. His website describes him as a “master plastic surgeon of facial hyper aesthetics and nose.” According to the website, he went to USC’s School of Medicine and served as chief resident in plastic and reconstructive surgery at the UCLA Medical Center. The surgeon is also the innovator behind the famed “Nightlift” bra, which according to its website, assures to “protect your breasts while you sleep.” Apparently, it does this by ‘helping prevent breast sagging and drooping over time by keeping the breasts perfectly immobile (but always in total comfort),’ says the website. He was cast as the resident surgeon on Fox’s “The Swan,” a 2004 reality show that featured 16 women as they underwent extensive plastic surgery and counseling. The show was however canceled in season two as its rating dipped as a result of continued criticism for normalizing cosmetic surgery. Dr. Haworth has also previously appeared in CBS’ “The Doctors”. No matter how you look at it, you have to agree that he has quite an impressive CV for someone who watches hardcore porn in his operating room. Badly injured a patient If the lawsuit by Laura Day is anything to go by, Dr. Haworth was better off not watching porn in his operating room after all. This is after Day claimed to have been ‘badly injured’ during a procedure performed by the embattled doctor in 2015. She claimed to have been ‘mentally impaired for months after the procedure’ and was also ‘permanently disfigured.’ According to Day’s lawyer, Chris Rudd, he was in the midst of what he referred to as ‘a typical malpractice suit’ over a botched procedure when the aforementioned surgical assistant came forward with accusations of misconduct against the surgeon that was included in the proposed amended lawsuit. Rudd says that he will be “seeking very substantial damages for her injuries plus punitive damages for the fraud and intentional torts,” as well as restitution and an injunction. Final word For those thinking that porn is for the evil, this incident is your answer. Even surgical doctors can’t keep off some great porn videos even in their operating rooms.

Pornstar Christiana Cinn was in for a rude surprise when a pizza guy offered her $200 for sex. The incident took place on Feb 24 when the 28-year-old was staying up in a hotel in Milwaukee. According to The Blast, she got hungry and decided to order a pizza from the Domino’s pizza chain. But she was not prepared for what was to follow. The pizza chain was quick to deny the accusations. The pornstar alleges that after the pizza was delivered, she received a text from a number she didn’t recognize. The person receiving the text identified himself as Chris and told her he had delivered a pizza to her that day. When she asked him why he was contacting her and she didn’t even give him her number, she was in for a rude reply. Chris replied “Sorry if it’s a problem I won’t I text you at that time to ask you [a] question. He sent her another text reading “Was offering you $200 but never mind you must be one of those bad and boujee.” A quick look at the urban dictionary for the meaning of “bad and boujee” shows it is used to mean “when you wear expensive clothing and are always on fashion trends” or a woman who is “savage.” That was savage from the pizza delivery guy I must admit. Considering legal action The $200 was for sex. At least that’s what Cinn presumed the offer was made for. Her first course of action was to call the Domino’s where she had placed the order to complain about the text messages. What did the chain do? They offered her a cinnamon twist dessert item for her troubles. It appears someone at Domino’s has a sense of humor. After she insisted on getting the district manager’s details, the chain came back with an even better offer: a cheque for $22 to cover the cost of the pizza. She had refused $200 to fuck, how was she going to take a free pizza? She declined the offer. She actually took to her personal Twitter page to blast the company for what she termed as “disgusting and shameful act.” In one of the tweets, she asked; ‘hey @dominos, YOU NEED to have strict rules on sexual harassment for ur employees. These are actual screenshots from one of your delivery guys to me. I answered the door in sweats and a baggy sweater I DID NOT ASK for this! This is unacceptable #MeToo.’ In another, she posed; ‘Would you accept this type of behavior from one of your delivery men? @pizzahut.’ However, Domino’s claimed to have investigated the incident and found that the number Cinn alleges to have been from Chris didn’t belong to any of their employees. Domino’s said the owner of the store talked with Cinn and “explained his findings.” Jenny Fouracre, the director of public relations for Domino’s, spoke to Fox news and had the following to say; “I know that this customer was a guest at a hotel during this time, it certainly seems possible that she had other deliveries during her stay, as the text did not say the delivery was specifically pizza” . Not that Cinn is convinced. In fact, she thinks the chain is just making excuses, and she is considering legal action. She added that her safety was not guaranteed at the time on account that the guy had all her information and could easily give it out to anyone. She said; ‘It was such an invasion of privacy… this guy had all my information, he could give it to anybody,’ she said. ‘I didn’t feel safe; I had considered switching rooms.’ The drama never ends, does it? Interesting story So, here is a fascinating story. A woman who gets paid to have sex is now offended by being offered money to fuck off camera. Sounds interesting, doesn’t it? She even concluded one of her tweets with #MeToo. Whether or not a woman who gets paid to have sex has a right to be a part of the #MeToo movement is up for you to decide. I am only wondering whether Cinn has the moral authority to be outraged at the delivery guy, I mean, he did what her agents do every day, namely, negotiating the price for her sexual acts. Don’t get it twisted; I am for women being treated equally. I also understand there is a real #MeToo campaign going on involving women being preyed on by powerful men. I also don’t like that shit. However, I am left wondering, does a pornstar who chose to be in that business and gets paid for sex has a similar issue as, say, a woman in the corporate world who doesn’t get paid to have sex? Could it be that the offer made by Chris was too low? What if he had offered $10k, do you think the response would have been similar? I guess we’ll never find out now that it’s a deal gone bad. Conclusion Are you a pizza delivery guy and would like to fuck a pornstar? Well, don’t text her the offer. Say it straight to her face when you make the delivery. That way, she won’t have screenshots to post on her social media.

Like I mentioned earlier, Stormy Daniels- Donald Trump saga isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. Well, Trump’s legal team is now demanding a whopping $20 million from the pornstar after she broke a non-disclosure deal signed between her and Trump’s lawyer. Now Trump’s lawyer claims that porn actress Stormy Daniels is liable for at least $20 million for violating the nondisclosure agreement she says prevents her from discussing her affair with the president, according to a Friday court filing. A lawyer representing Michael Cohen’s Essential Consultants limited liability company — which allegedly paid Daniels $130,000 under the agreement — made the filing, saying that the pornstar violated the agreement ‘at least 20 times.’ It keeps getting messier, and messier doesn’t it? Why $20 million? According to the court filing, the settlement agreement provides for liquidated damages of $1 million per instance of the breach. Considering the fact that the pornstar is accused of breaching the agreement 20 times, you now get why Trump and his team settled on that figure. But I have a feeling that Trump will not be desperately looking forward to getting that money. But that’s me. Stormy allegedly signed the agreement regarding the affair the two of them had in 2006 before the 2016 election, which led to accusations of illegally contributing to the president’s campaign. How do you ask? If she had come out with the allegations before the elections, someone else would be occupying the White House. That’s how. By keeping silent, she helped Trump clinch the presidency in one way or the other. Stormy’s lawyer, Michael Avenatti, had filed a suit on behalf of the pornstar, real name Stephanie Clifford, earlier on this month in a bid to have the alleged nondisclosure agreement tossed out. In the suit, he claimed that the Trump-Stormy intimate relationship had started in 2006 and continued into the better part of 2007. Speak openly The court proceedings to decide whether the two parties can dissolve the agreement will kick on on July 12. Stormy is even willing to return the $130,000 paid to her in the said agreement. But why would she be willing to do that? Is she smelling more money perhaps? That’s not for me to decide. But according to the letter written by Avenatti to Cohen, she wants the agreement tossed out so she can be free to “speak openly and freely about her prior relationship with the president and the attempts to silence her.” Also, she wants to be allowed to publish text messages, photos and videos relating to the president, said the letter. The nondisclosure agreement was supposed to be signed by both Stormy and President Trump using the pseudonyms Peggy Peterson and David Dennison respectively. However, Trump never signed the document, which gives Stormy and her lawyer the basis to have the agreement thrown out and release her from her obligations. A possible sex scandal looming for the American president perhaps? That seems like the most likely outcome. Criticized the court filing Perhaps understandably, Stormy and her camp are far from impressed with Trump’s decision to sue Stormy for $20 million. Avenatti took to Twitter to condemn what he felt was a bullying tactic from the president and his legal team. “The fact that a sitting president is pursuing over $20M in bogus ‘damages’ against a private citizen, who is only trying to tell the public what really happened, is remarkable. Likely unprecedented in our history. We are NOT going away, and we will NOT be intimidated,” read the post on the social media page. “The filing today is yet another bullying tactic from the president and Mr. Cohen. They are now attempting to remove this case to federal act to increase their chances that the matter will be decided in private arbitration, thus hiding the truth from the public,” he continued. Reason to keep the affair quiet Anyone with some semblance of common sense will agree that Trump has more than a million reasons why he would want to keep the affair quiet. To begin with, the president would lose the religious voters who overwhelmingly voted for him in 2016. No religious person would want to be associated with someone who used to fuck a pornstar. Oh yeah, they are that judgmental. The whole issue also seems to be putting a strain on the relationship between Trump and First Lady Melania Trump. Those are more than enough reasons for the president to want to keep the affair quiet, don’t you think? And in yet another twist, White House press secretary Sarah Sanders condemned any threat against Stormy, who claims she was threatened with physical violence if she came out in public with details of the alleged sexual affair. “Obviously we take the safety and security of any person seriously,” Sanders said in a statement. She added that the White House would ‘condemn anyone threatening any individual, but I have no knowledge of that situation.” Any attempt to get answers from White House officials has so far ended in pointing of fingers to the previous denials by both Trump and the presidential team. Possible sex tape While the president and his team have been adamant that there was no such a relationship as alleged by Stormy, the pornstar has been smart enough not to confirm or deny the claims in her several talks with the media. Her friends, on the other hand, insist that the two indeed had a sexual relationship. There are even talks of a possible sex tape stashed somewhere. Now I have your attention, right? Finally With neither of the parties willing to back down, the battle lines have been drawn. We can wait and see who will draw the first line. Stormy has even launched an online fundraising campaign to help her raise her legal fees and return the $130,000 paid to her. At this rate, she might need more than that if she loses and is required to pay the $20m.

Masturbating on a flight might sound like a script out of a porn film, but recently a guy was caught on camera as he masturbated on a damn plane. At the beginning of the year, I promised that 2018 would be a year full of drama and so far, it has not disappointed. In this recent incident of a drama filled 2018, a man was filmed while self-pleasuring himself under a blanket with his eyes fixed on his phone. The action appeared to stun fellow passengers and the guy who filmed the 39-second incident can be heard laughing as he captures the unmistakable movement of hands underneath the blanket from a row behind. The man who filmed then points the camera at the man’s face while goading and laughing at him. The smartly dressed guy, wearing what looks like a business suit, shirt and glasses turns to look at the camera and starts examining the phone in his hand, apparently pretty embarrassed. The filming does not stop there, and the guy gets uncomfortable and is seen squirming in his seat. The video is told to have been taken on a flight from Brazil. At first, the guy filming encourages the man to “keep going” in German, before switching to the other language. The man was seated on an empty row and probably thought, ‘why not get along with it’. He wasn’t entirely thinking that a hawk-eyed passenger would be filming the whole thing. Whoever the guy is, I wouldn’t want to walk two meters in his shoes. Commenting on LiveLeak where the original video was posted, Drwyte wrote: “And that’s why you never use their blankets.” Hard not to disagree! Similar incident Interesting enough, our little friend here is not the first to indulge in a fap session while on a flight. Just last week, another guy was arrested for stripping naked and masturbating, before urinating on his seat. The guy (20 in age) went ahead and ‘attacked an air hostess’. The incident occurred during a flight from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, to Dhaka, in Bangladesh. The guy is said to be a student at a university in Cyberjaya. He was alleged of having masturbated on his seat while watching pornography on his laptop. According to reports, the guy removed all of his clothes and watched a porn film while self-pleasuring himself. He reportedly went ahead and urinated on his seat. He even had the nerve to walk to the toilet naked. When asked to get dressed by the air hostess, he allegedly attempted to hug and grope them when he walked from his seat to the bathroom. Needless say, the guy was arrested upon landing. But that was not before other passengers had got fed up with his antics and tied his hands on his back with a piece of cloth. The airline released a statement on their Facebook page which read; “With regards to the incident about a disruptive passenger onboard OD162 to Dhaka on 3 March, the crew on board has followed the standard operating procedure to restraint passenger from any further disruption to the crew and passengers onboard.” And yet another incident Around May last year, a female passenger complained that during a flight from New York to Paris aboard an American Airlines flight, a man seated next to her masturbated and the flight crew didn’t do anything about it. The passenger, Chloe King, had been sleeping when the incident occurred. When she woke up afore the plane landed, a flight attendant informed her that someone seated next to her had been fapping and that he would be arrested upon landing. The female passenger on the other side had actually seen the incident and requested to be moved. Writing in a medium post, Chloe said that the American Airlines flight crew did not honor her request to be moved to a different part of the plane until it landed and was ‘forced to sit next to the man for the duration of the flight’. Upon landing in Paris, she reported what had transpired inside the plane but was only met ‘with blank stares’. “I was shaking and crying and trying not to get sick,” King said. “I’ll never know what exactly happened on that flight, but I do know I’ll never feel completely safe flying again.” An American Airlines spokesperson confirmed that the flight took place in May. “American always strives to maintain a safe and comfortable travel experience for all of our customers,” the airline said in a written statement. “We are reviewing how we handled the situation on this flight, and have reached out directly to Ms. King. During the flight, our crew requested that French law enforcement meet the aircraft in Paris. Upon arrival, French officials interviewed the male passenger regarding the allegations.” It is not immediately clear whether the man was arrested or not. Conclusion That porn is an international language, apparently. However, if you are traveling using a flight and you feel the need to jerk off, my advice is, don’t do it with everyone watching. Do it in the toilet or any private place you know of. Otherwise, you will have your hands tied behind your back with a piece of cloth or even worse, get arrested immediately the plane lands. Use porn responsibly

Why would anyone wish to be in possession of pornographic material in prison? To have an easy way of releasing sexual tensions, must be probably the best excuse one can give. Unless you are an old timer who fucks other people’s asses in jail, you would rather have something to fap on. But very unluckily for prisoners in the state of South Dakota because they may have to look for alternative wanking material. This is after the state’s prisons system imposed a statewide ban on porn in prisons. The issue was outstretched by an inmate who claims to have been prohibited from accessing seemingly innocuous items because the prison thought of them as porn. They included a yoga magazine, images of classical nudes from Michelangelo, and manga. Looking deeper into the matter. Erotic content The inmate, Charles Sisney, has been serving a life sentence after being convicted of murdering his girlfriend in 1997. During his time in the South Dakota State Penitentiary, two porn bans have been imposed. One that was a bit more lenient in 2004 and another more restrictive in 2014. The 2014 one bans prisoners from writing explicit letters or receiving the explicit material, written or visual. In short, leave alone reading porn content, the prisoners are not allowed to flirt with their girlfriends through letters. According to lawyer Steven Morrison, the law is a violation of First Amendment rights. He said that the only way such material can be restricted is if it is a matter of national security. “But there’s no evidence of that in this case. It is literally unprecedented. The policy prohibits an entire class of speech, sexually explicit content, and goes beyond that. There are no exceptions.” He said. According to reports, the prison had denied Sisney access to two erotic novels, “Thrones of Desire” and “Pride and Prejudice: The Wild and Wanton Edition.” Images of classical nudes from Michelangelo, and copies of “Pretty Face,” a Japanese romcom manga, all items that had been mailed to him as gifts. The law states that any materials can be withheld if the prison deems it ‘explicit’. Apparently, porn is a health risk The prison’s stance on porn is aligned with that of the state, with South Dakota lawmakers declaring porn a public health risk last year. According to the lawmakers, porn “harms men, women, and children” and has gained a broader influence due to the increased use of smartphones and the internet in younger generations. The resolution says porn leads to risky sexual behavior, eating disorders and low self-esteem. Who elects these people? It is also to be remembered that Florida passed a similar resolution, surprisingly on the same day they refused to impose a ban on assault weapons. Am I the only person in the house who thinks these folks have their priorities misplaced? A federal appeals panel, however, has ordered a district judge to determine whether the South Dakota prison system policy barring pornography is constitutional. The panel ordered Sisney’s claims be re-examined based on the 2014 policy. Porn reading rooms In related news, Iowa Department of Corrections introduced a bill seeking to ban “porn reading rooms” used by inmates in state correctional facilities. The bill would also prohibit inmates from having nude photos. The bill was advanced in January by an Iowa Senate subcommittee despite fears that it could worsen offenders’ sexual frustrations. According to Michael Savala, the Iowa prison system’s general counsel, “The department really feels that inmates having access to that kind of material does not lead itself to pro-social thinking and behavior and as far as our responsibilities to change the mindset of the offender as they transition back into the community,” he said. Iowa has about 8,300 inmates locked in 9 state prisons. Inmates are not permitted to browse the Internet for pornographic websites. The law seeks to eliminate special prison rooms in which inmates could read the sexually oriented material. As things stand, offenders check out publications and must be escorted to a private reading area. When the inmate is finished studying the publication, the magazine must be taken back to a staff person, who inspects it to confirm that no pages have been detached and no contraband has been inserted into it, according to Savala. Statistics reveal that the number of sex offenders in Iowa’s prisons has grown significantly since the 1980s and 1990s and prison officials want to keep sexually oriented publications away from them. Not that every lawmaker supported the bill. Rich Taylor, D-Mount Pleasant argued that the piece of legislation overlooks the point that male inmates do have a sex drive. “That is just a fact, and you have to have some way to relieve that,” Taylor said. “This gives the inmates no release point except another offender, and don’t think that it doesn’t happen. This will make it worse. They will have no other alternatives for their relief. I think that this is a bad idea.” By this, the senator means that more people are going to be fucked in the ass by their fellow inmates. Not exactly the kind of news inmates in American prisons would have loved to hear. Conclusion Even with the special porn-reading rooms, I still feel it’s a bit humiliating to have a designated pornography reading where a guard is supervising you. But now even that is being taken away, the prisoners’ time in the coolers just got a lot more frustrating. I can’t help but feel for them.