Cosmo Dishes on Porn Myths

[AlphaKing]

Cosmo is usually considered a magazine that is for the girls, but recently they wrote an article to try to help out us guys. They basically dished on what porn moves you shouldn’t try out at home, at least not without lots of warm up or asking questions, and which ones are good to go whenever. It’s a pretty interesting article and it just proves that porn is all about the fantasy of being able to do whatever you want with the hottest bitches around. When it comes to real life sluts communication is very important in the bedroom!

The first thing Cosmo suggests you don’t do without first asking is to cum on her face. They suggest that if a girl is wearing makeup then you will be sorely disappointed when her drawn on eyebrows go away and she ends up looking like a weirdo. However, in reality, some girls find a facial cumshot too humiliating to bear, so they only like it on other parts of their bodies, so ask before you pop a shot on her face. The facial is a classic porn move that comes at the end of 90% of porn vids but even so, that doesn’t mean it will be at the end of all of your personal sexual encounters.

Condom usage is a big issue too. Out in the real world unless you’re in a committed partnership you should really use a condom to protect your sexual health. They make some really amazing versions now that really feel like nothing is on your cock, or maybe they even feel good. What you don’t know about porn is that performers get tested every 14 days in order to be able to work. Plus, if a porn performer comes up positive for anything, the whole industry stops shooting until an investigation is done and everyone who needs to gets treated for whatever it was. That makes the adult industry one of the safest places to fuck without condoms! Just add that to your list of reasons why you’d rather fuck a pornstar. Anyways, the point is, wrap it up if you’re about to fuck your latest Tinder date.

While I don’t agree with everything in this list of things not to do from porn movies (they say that DP and threesomes are a no-go…sounds like someone needs to read The Ethical Slut…), I think it’s pretty safe to say that porn sex is porn sex and sex sex is sex sex. There is a lot of crossover but it’s clear that pornstars are something like a combination of athletes and stunt performers who can do all of the hot sexual acts that all us regular folks wish we could do on command!