There was a great 45 minute episode lost somewhere in tonight's 90 minute #TrueDetective finale. But fittingly, it ended with a death march.

Protip: if you want to pretend you're at the end of an indie movie, just ride in a train.

Ain't nothin wrong with a New York roof pretzel, nope. http://t.co/OkMUFQz6Jt http://t.co/VZjPvcwKiV

"It's funny, the way things always come full circle," thought Vincent, as the merry-go-round slowly bobbed him up and down, up and down.

"This is the worst country in the world. MAKE. ME. YOUR. KING." - Donald Trump #GOPDebate

Fun fact: the original name of @facebook was BreadAndCircus2.0

Finally, a movie that gets what Fantastic Four has always been about: how boring and awful it is to be a superhero. https://t.co/4he9rnptHL

New plan: demoralize them by calling them Trophy Humpers from now on. #OfficiallyZinged https://t.co/boMJeHFen7

Every now and then I wonder how much further we'd be on trans rights if the 2nd and 3rd Matrix movies hadn't been such utter garbage.

I'm genetically disadvantaged compared to most Olympians. Why no special Olympics for short, pudgy, lazy Jews like me?

Nice try, but I'll only be convinced when I hear it from @TheRealPaulProvenza. https://t.co/gpL4CyiRJe

If there isn't yet a Vietnamese restaurant named Pho the Nguyễn please make that a thing. #FTW

Subway protip: if a guy enters the train and greets you by saying "nice place to stand, retard" you get to stare at him for the whole ride.

This reminds me how we used to think dinosaurs had butt brains. Them were the days: http://t.co/RKHCWP1JhO https://t.co/EIa7wVx6dl

Furries are the @RichardDawkins of sexuality. A small highly devoted fanbase, but primarily they broaden the spectrum by living on the edge.

"Someday they'll admit I was ahead of my time," thought the rooster as the axe-wielding farmer approached in the pre-dawn light.

It sucks that when someone mentions Southern Pride they're almost never about to name drop Mark Twain, The Blues, Justified or Mint Julieps.

This show's tag line is one word too long. http://t.co/PqlCb49orK http://t.co/GX6bwaMVgt

RT @Purpose: We asked the comedians last night how a laugh can create social change. This was @MikeBlejer's answer. http://t.co/g5hwbIAg5c

The sign behind me feels oddly prescient. https://t.co/SD4nnaB1Gv

My @Wizards_DnD alignment is chaotic inefficient.

LIVE on #Periscope: LIC landing. https://t.co/1tBc0OnDD0

Sometimes the best things in life are free, like torrented episodes of GOT.

How much do you love talking about the Kinsey scale, from 0-6?

Good news for celebrity impersonators. https://t.co/95K5l7yiNN